Well... shit.

Hope you are ok and dont have any life long issues as a result, glad you survived though.

That naughty list grows every year too. It kinda balances out.

If you’ve ever driven one, you’ll want to drive as safely as possible. Driving a house is a weird feeling.

You don’t travel the Midwest much do you? They get blown over in wind gusts, flat tire and ditched, burned and my personal favorite the Henderson special. Pickup with a 5th wheel. Pulling a UTV trailer pulling a bass boat and UTV trailer lost a wheel several miles back.

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Who? Me? I'm deaf, I ain't heard nothing so you got one bomb ass point.

What? No, he saw some fire and a kablooey. I didn't hear anything about shit. Where'd you see shit?

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In 40 years I’ve seen 2 catch fire and burn down, and one crashed… so pretty good odds it seems

One would hope so. My FIL will prove you wrong. He lost everything as my in laws were living in a camping trailer, and he wrecked losing all of it. Thankfully MIL wasn’t with him when it happened. A few years later, he tore up another trailer. He just bought one. I’ll see how long that one last.

Heard today that Neil Degrass Tyson calculated that for Santa to successfully deliver to all Christmas celebrating homes he would need to deliver to 25,000 homes per SECOND.

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Sorry to tell you this but whoever’s in the shower with you lied.

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Damn. You’ve seen some shit!

Maybe I’m the anomaly but I can remember three. First one was some hippies that installed a wood stove in their van and it (shockingly) burned down right in the middle of the intersection in Prescott. Second one was on fire when I got there. Not sure what happened, didn’t stick around. Last one I was behind a dodge Durango towing a double axel south out of Flagstaff. Not sure why they lost control but one swerve, then two, then the whole shebang went cruisn off the side of the interstate at about 80. Looked like some Michael Bay shit. The truck spun backwards, jackknifed, then the trailer caught rolled, and tore off the hitch. The whole thing ripped open and a billion little parts went everywhere. 4 people in the Durango were 100% unhurt. No clue how. I can still smell the propane. In retrospect, it was pretty cool.

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Insurance premiums are the proof. My 27’ RV added only $36.00 per month to my contract. We drive them pretty slowly and cautiously and other drivers don’t want to fuck around and get flattened.

One more than I'd like....one hit me while I was parked at the gas station lol

There are well over 200 recordings of the song. I mean, what percentage do you actually think you have heard?

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Actually saw one in Virginia. Looked like a plane crashed.

Clothes, food, wood paneling, twisted aluminum sheets, pillows, toys, pots and pans all over the highway.

Thank god it was a 5th wheeler and no-one was in the trailer.

This was 10 years ago near a NASCAR event...so it kinda speaks for itself.

Hauling a 10,000 pound trailer is a pretty good way to get any jackass driver to respect the dangers of driving like a dumb fuck

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