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root mean squared error is lower though compared to a stopped clock (assuming it’s less than 3 hopes off)

If you became immortal but had total amnesia every 100 years, you could keep a diary and still feel immortal. If you got a new body every 100 years, you could tell your new body their past life and still feel immortal. But if the new body felt like a different person each time, you would not be immortal anymore.

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Honestly, eyesight is one of the most delicate parts of your body, and a wizard would need to practice the magic, my guess is they don't want to blind anyone and permanently fuck up a wizards eyesight

It's just easier to fix the glasses is what I'm saying

I’m assuming you mean every successive child would take their parent’s identity. That would mean the identity would persist, but an identity or name isn’t “living”.

Sober up before you post next time

Correction accurate

Correction: shitty spouses or SOs. A good partner, hell, a good person absolutely shows that they appreciate you in general.

If you've discussed it openly and plainly, and he understands you feel underappreciated and hasn't changed as a result, then... he's telling you making you feel appreciated isn't important to him. As you can see from the comments here, it is very possible for partners to show appreciation to each other. So you have a choice: maybe the lack of appreciation is a flaw in your relationship you can live with because other positive aspects balance it out, and maybe it's not.

Get out of the shower and go outside more. I’d say it’s the complete opposite, if anything as you get older you will laugh at anything (even jokes that you miss the punchline to)

I have

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I feel like you read this off a trucker's hat and decided to post it.

Then you have a boyfriend problem. I'm sorry. Have you discussed this with him?

Even if it is set correct initially, in most places it will be wrong half of the year...daylight savings.

Your children would then identify as you, so perhaps this is what they aiming at

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maybe oculus repairo was meant to fix his eyes, but hermione had bad aim

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Considering timezones, every working clock is right, but somes are just misplaced.

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Yeah this is stupid, I don't understand either.

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