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nesst4g t1_j26is3s wrote
Reply to comment by tysons1 in The only people that want to die before you are your parents. by Mister-guy
Imagine creating a job where what you do is to purge the parents of people who's about to die, so they don't hvavae to do it themselves.
NexusSix29 t1_j26ir6z wrote
Reply to comment by Den-42 in The 1984 Dune film makes a lot more sense if The Spice is referred to as Space Cocaine instead. by neoengel
Technically correct, yes. But without the spice, the Navigators wouldn’t be able to plot the jump, so you’d just be shooting blindly into space. I suppose I should have said the LSD allows you to see through time and space and make impossible mathematical calculations that mean you can safely fold time and space but that seemed like so many more words.
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Reply to comment by Mister-guy in The only people that want to die before you are your parents. by Mister-guy
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Earllad t1_j26i3q4 wrote
Reply to comment by Erich-Enrik in Your skeleton is always wet. by [deleted]
Your mom's skeleton is so wet right now
d_gold t1_j26i0bk wrote
Reply to comment by Gamebird8 in The 1984 Dune film makes a lot more sense if The Spice is referred to as Space Cocaine instead. by neoengel
Wrong. Water
david_leaves t1_j26hyx8 wrote
Reply to Ever wonder if anyone else on the globe was ever watching the same exact show at the same timestamp by Double-Working1990
It's conceivable that two people would start a Netflix movie at the exact same moment, watch for an hour and then pause at the exact same moment for pee break and exchange the same words (maybe in a diff language) with a household member and then start playing again at the same time. I wonder if Netflix has any data on this - not the conversing part but all else.
PatTheHouseCat t1_j26hsb5 wrote
Reply to A club is a networking event for sex by Existing-Ad6404
The year was like 2009. In St. Petersburg Florida. It was closing time at the club, last song in the middle of the dance floor. We screamed “I Believe In a Thing Called Love” in each other’s faces and danced like crazy, but then we both dipped. I still think about you occasionally
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Den-42 t1_j26h9jz wrote
Reply to comment by NexusSix29 in The 1984 Dune film makes a lot more sense if The Spice is referred to as Space Cocaine instead. by neoengel
I don't understand, why do you say fold space time? I'm pretty sure that the engine of the ship does that
Mister-guy OP t1_j26h5rt wrote
Reply to comment by tysons1 in The only people that want to die before you are your parents. by Mister-guy
They’d love that.
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Reply to A club is a networking event for sex by Existing-Ad6404
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tysons1 t1_j26gyp3 wrote
I just found out today, I am going to die very soon, so, then, I will need to slaughter my parents, pronto.
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Reply to Drawing trees on paper is irony af. by blumzzz
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LeepOnMyDick t1_j26g52g wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Your skeleton is always wet. by [deleted]
Bros savage
bayless210 t1_j26fx1g wrote
Reply to Ever wonder if anyone else on the globe was ever watching the same exact show at the same timestamp by Double-Working1990
With the way streaming services launch their shows? Yeah all the time.
KnottiMunki OP t1_j26ford wrote
Reply to comment by nomlaS-haoN in The problem with bettering yourself and trying to grow into a better person, is having to deal with people who don't want/care to do the same. by KnottiMunki
A great way to realize a fault in yourself is to see it in others.
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OutwestRedneck t1_j26f4b2 wrote
Reply to Ever wonder if anyone else on the globe was ever watching the same exact show at the same timestamp by Double-Working1990
I always hate the delay on "live" shows... I just wish I could watch it oh, I dunno, LIVE
BackRowRumour t1_j26f2e1 wrote
Just not true. A machine intelligence would a far more reliable dealer.
[deleted] OP t1_j26eweh wrote
Reply to comment by Erich-Enrik in Your skeleton is always wet. by [deleted]
I'm GenX, we don't let shit on the internet bother us. That said, my mom died in 2008, and was cremated, and I spread her ashes over a lake. So my mom was even wetter than I had your mom last night! Lmao.
SergeantChic t1_j26j1rz wrote
Reply to The 1984 Dune film makes a lot more sense if The Spice is referred to as Space Cocaine instead. by neoengel
I'm pretty sure some normal cocaine was involved in the making of that movie.