Recent comments in /f/Showerthoughts
mrperiodniceguy t1_j29k7eb wrote
Reply to comment by heidismiles in January is next week, next month, and next year by PortugueseBenny
Was gonna comment that these shower thoughts I’ve seen lately have been very dumb
bambrini16 t1_j29k74f wrote
Reply to comment by FetusDrive in Ever wonder if anyone else on the globe was ever watching the same exact show at the same timestamp by Double-Working1990
With all due respect, are you autistic or otherwise neurodivergent by any chance?
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FetusDrive t1_j29jzvd wrote
Reply to comment by bambrini16 in Ever wonder if anyone else on the globe was ever watching the same exact show at the same timestamp by Double-Working1990
But that wasn’t their shower thought, the shower thought was the one they wrote, not the one they meant to write
zvug t1_j29jz1z wrote
Reply to comment by Double-Working1990 in Ever wonder if anyone else on the globe was ever watching the same exact show at the same timestamp by Double-Working1990
People are just messing around man, relax.
Sunblast1andOnly t1_j29jwr9 wrote
Reply to comment by Cowsheep29462 in the darkness is the only thing every person has seen by Much_Cauliflower_652
Seriously, it's tough to miss.
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felis_flatus t1_j29jkhn wrote
Reply to Most if not all people really don't appreciate how useful our ability to internally monologue is. by HavelTheRockJohnson
Evidently a large proportion of the population doesn’t actually have internal monologue/voice. I can’t remember the exact percentage, but I remember being shocked by how much it is.
bambrini16 t1_j29jbqb wrote
Reply to comment by Greatest_Turtler in Ever wonder if anyone else on the globe was ever watching the same exact show at the same timestamp by Double-Working1990
It’s obvious to anyone with common sense
PartaEast t1_j29jbh4 wrote
You’re supposed to fire during your natural respiratory pause in between breaths. You don’t hold your breath, this isn’t call of duty lol
bambrini16 t1_j29j6jp wrote
Reply to comment by FetusDrive in Ever wonder if anyone else on the globe was ever watching the same exact show at the same timestamp by Double-Working1990
Don’t be ridiculous. Nobody says “I’ve been streaming X programme on Netflix”. You say “I’ve been watching X programme”. It was patently obvious that they meant a totally coincidental synchronisation
Captain_Excellence OP t1_j29j6gi wrote
Reply to comment by pyro57 in A.I. robots don't have to hold their breath to shoot a weapon. by Captain_Excellence
I'm starting to realize why stormtroopers are such horrible shots.
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wholesme t1_j29in3s wrote
Reply to comment by Greatest_Turtler in Ever wonder if anyone else on the globe was ever watching the same exact show at the same timestamp by Double-Working1990
but the thought doesnt make sense if we're talking about live tv so it is obvious if you think about it
chasevalentine6 t1_j29ijm9 wrote
Reply to Dating someone out of you league personality-wise is way more rewarding than dating someone out of you league beauty-wise. because it actually thrives you to be a better person rather than trying to look better. by sweaty_pants_
She/he wouldn't be with you if you weren't in the same league personality wise. Which positive person is gonna date a negative person? None
FetusDrive t1_j29ii6v wrote
Reply to comment by bambrini16 in Ever wonder if anyone else on the globe was ever watching the same exact show at the same timestamp by Double-Working1990
he meant watch a show, if he meant "stream" then that would be "stream".
it could also be "has anyone ever said the same prayer at the exact same time!?"
"obviously I didn't mean reciting the same prayer in a church!"
asdsav t1_j29iaa4 wrote
You cant compare infinite things. They just both infinite and you cant claim they are same amount.
Carlos-In-Charge t1_j29ia5q wrote
Reply to Humans being self heated is super OP. All you have to do is wear thick clothing. Imagine if to survive the cold you had to warm your body up with garments that ran on energy/fuel. by LongNando
I always think it’s so crazy that our bodies are almost 100F. It really is amazing
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Reply to comment by Aki_The_Ghost in There’s just as many numbers between 0 and 1 as there is from 0 to infinity. by Resinate1
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Superpe0n t1_j29i7ii wrote
Reply to comment by sinr_88 in LinkedIn is Tinder in reverse. Hot women write to nerd men who don't write back. by S3ndy
they want Ash Ketchum. 10 year old with 25 years of experience.
FetusDrive t1_j29i03g wrote
Reply to comment by Double-Working1990 in Ever wonder if anyone else on the globe was ever watching the same exact show at the same timestamp by Double-Working1990
how did that touch a nerve to the person you are responding to?
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pyro57 t1_j29hrkz wrote
Humans don't either. That's just I'm video games. While making precision shots you generally just control your breathing and fire on the exhale. Then when shooting normally you really don't need to do anything with your breath tbh.
Muzzy637 t1_j29kinq wrote
Reply to comment by Gerrut_batsbak in The pizzeria in Romania just got so much free ad revenue by TubeSteakForYourMom
I’m trying to create a sentence where “should of” is ever correct grammar and I can’t do it.