jdcmurphy22 t1_j29pjc4 wrote on December 30, 2022 at 5:43 PM

Reply to comment by Ultraviolet_Motion in The pizzeria in Romania just got so much free ad revenue by TubeSteakForYourMom

I blame my third shift brain.

[deleted] t1_j29pdys wrote on December 30, 2022 at 5:42 PM

Reply to The difference between resign and re-sign is a hyphen but they essentially have opposite meanings by geebsnstuff

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jdcmurphy22 t1_j29pd8n wrote on December 30, 2022 at 5:42 PM

Reply to comment by Muzzy637 in The pizzeria in Romania just got so much free ad revenue by TubeSteakForYourMom

Should of, could of, would of, but didn't.

rondujunk t1_j29p9zd wrote on December 30, 2022 at 5:42 PM

Reply to A.I. robots don't have to hold their breath to shoot a weapon. by Captain_Excellence

How can they hold something they don't have? Think before you post.

DM_WHEN_TRUMP_WINS t1_j29p9hb wrote on December 30, 2022 at 5:42 PM

Reply to comment by Kitchen-Explorer3338 in Porta-potties have more privacy than most public restroom stalls. by Dedli

I wish more men toilets would have bidets. Who wouldnt like to have a clean asshole?

Heizu t1_j29p880 wrote on December 30, 2022 at 5:41 PM

Reply to Cavemen never had to deal with the recurring nightmare of showing up to high school naked. by deezpretzels

They did have the recurring nightmare of waking up already half-eaten by predators, though

Bwest31415 t1_j29p4tg wrote on December 30, 2022 at 5:41 PM

Reply to comment by Kitchen-Explorer3338 in Porta-potties have more privacy than most public restroom stalls. by Dedli

Is the bidet common in public restrooms? I (American) was in Italy for two weeks and the only bidets I found were at my lodging places

[deleted] t1_j29p08o wrote on December 30, 2022 at 5:40 PM

Reply to A totally new species will eventually evolve to take over after humans drive themselves to extinction that will be adapted to whatever conditions we leave behind by Main-Thought6040

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[deleted] t1_j29op9a wrote on December 30, 2022 at 5:38 PM

Reply to Switching entirely to a digital currency will make future bank heist movies a lot less exciting by GetSqueaky

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Artanthos t1_j29oodx wrote on December 30, 2022 at 5:38 PM

Reply to A totally new species will eventually evolve to take over after humans drive themselves to extinction that will be adapted to whatever conditions we leave behind by Main-Thought6040

Even if humans survive, they will eventually evolve into something people today would not categorize as human.

Cumupin420 t1_j29ojrv wrote on December 30, 2022 at 5:37 PM

Reply to comment by NeedleworkerHairy607 in Humans being self heated is super OP. All you have to do is wear thick clothing. Imagine if to survive the cold you had to warm your body up with garments that ran on energy/fuel. by LongNando

Shave your cat and see how well it does. That would be the naked equivalent, we don't have a multi layer coat

bag_of_hats t1_j29ogr8 wrote on December 30, 2022 at 5:37 PM

Reply to comment by Digtxl_Pickle in The pizzeria in Romania just got so much free ad revenue by TubeSteakForYourMom

Draculi? Draculatus?

[deleted] t1_j29odht wrote on December 30, 2022 at 5:36 PM

Reply to The universe is ~20% smaller for a 6ft person versus a 5ft person by hanauma_view

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FetusDrive t1_j29o86n wrote on December 30, 2022 at 5:35 PM

Reply to comment by bambrini16 in Ever wonder if anyone else on the globe was ever watching the same exact show at the same timestamp by Double-Working1990

people call other people autistic as an insult. They also ask if the other person is autistic as an insult.

I understand very well what you meant.

You're not understanding that the OP is being called out because he worded his shower thought poorly.

Showerthoughts_Mod t1_j29o7j8 wrote on December 30, 2022 at 5:35 PM

Reply to The difference between resign and re-sign is a hyphen but they essentially have opposite meanings by geebsnstuff

This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.

Remember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not "thoughts had in the shower!"

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Rule-breaking posts may result in bans.

[deleted] t1_j29o7el wrote on December 30, 2022 at 5:35 PM

Reply to The universe is ~20% smaller for a 6ft person versus a 5ft person by hanauma_view

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Ren_Hoek t1_j29nxm2 wrote on December 30, 2022 at 5:33 PM

Reply to comment by Sacrifice_Starlight in The pizzeria in Romania just got so much free ad revenue by TubeSteakForYourMom

Unless the pizza chain/shop owners are asleep, they need to jump on this. World renowned Jerry's Pizza, so good people are going to prison for it.

Digtxl_Pickle t1_j29nmta wrote on December 30, 2022 at 5:32 PM

Reply to comment by Claudiu0728 in The pizzeria in Romania just got so much free ad revenue by TubeSteakForYourMom

And draculas.

dracula?

draculae.

Strawhat-dude t1_j29nmem wrote on December 30, 2022 at 5:31 PM

Reply to The universe is ~20% smaller for a 6ft person versus a 5ft person by hanauma_view

No. The universe is always the same size. Its not smaller for anyone

HolyCadaver t1_j29nj0d wrote on December 30, 2022 at 5:31 PM

Reply to comment by Ultimarad in The Price is Right increased in difficulty more than any other game show because of inflation. by Warruzz

People will be hopping on game shows just to pay their monthly rent for entertainment soon.

In the left corner we have Trisha! She's a 31 year old pregnant mom who needs $887 to make ends meet this week.

In the right corner we have Todd! A 36 year old with a PHD in physics who just couldn't find his bootstraps!

Now the moment you've all been waiting for, let's watch them duke it out for the grand prize of $250, and a 2.99 gift card to Starbucks. (minus shipping and handling, plus taxes and fees which may or may not exceed the 250 mark, by watching this episode you are agreeing to have your name drawn to be the next contestant)