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never have i seen such a relatable comment

I don’t sleep much

Oh well in the UK it’s 1:30

That's what I was thinking

Next day depends on where you are. It’s still December 30th here.

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The universe is the same size, it's your perception that would change

STOP with the movie stuff!! They are NOT the same as the books! If you read the book, you determine the features and such in your mind. When you watch the movie, that determination is no longer your own. Books and movies of books should be mutually exclusive.

I think you underestimate how inspiring really beautiful people are just by existing. It's like living on a mountain. So I'm told.

The cars are quieter but far easier to track. It's less easy to sneak out now given how our every move is tracked. Unless kids are keeping burner phones and using Uber to get around.

I made comments clarifying everything in literally my first comment, and in something like a dozen or so comments after that, directly responding to nearly everybody to clarify -- lengthy responses, too.

if somebody wants to take me as uncharitably as possible, and continue to do so even after I engage with them to clear up whatever misconception they may have had about my words or intention, (like thinking I called a guy a lying masturbator as some kind of bizarre puritanical insult and not merely a joke about a guy who is admittedly hunting and pecking his message out with his left hand), and after I say I could have written it more clearly to have avoided the confusion etc., these are not people acting in good faith.

I explained until I was blue in the face, and not a single person said "oh I see", not because the explanation didn't make sense, but because a downvoting mob of imbeciles before them found it more entertaining to believe that I was making any number of nonsensical statements than to understand those explanations.

So fine, I'm a jackass, but I'm in really good company. Also, I would be willing to bet you right now that I could wait a couple days, rephrase the initial shower thought, and people would agree with it. "Ambidextrous is the only four-syllable label given to people for not lacking function of an appendage", or something similar. Which is exactly what I was saying, as you damn well know.
Call me a liar or choose to think otherwise, but if the roles were reversed, I would be defending you from intentionally obtuse attacks even if it meant getting a couple downvotes from the clowns in attendance.

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I've had the most amazing conversations with people in the Porto next to me.

Something about pooping outside in a plastic stall with randoms really levels the playing field.

Idk, if you see someone pissing in a bush or shitting behind it, it definitely sends a message and you wouldn’t want to be anywhere close to it lmao

In Mickey Mouse Clubhouse which is aimed at preschoolers, he is largely a friendly character. So yes originally a villain, but people change.

I also have aphantasia. I usually do listen to music while gaming if i get tired of the games music (usually when playing roguelikes). I also listen to music while doing pretty much anything i dont like doing to entertain myself.

Also i got an inner monologue.

But is he referred to as a friend? I thought he was more the villain in the Mickey stories.

Not if the face is blurry. I'm sure a lot of us imagine blurry faces.

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Such an important missed opportunity/obligation

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