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mountaineer7 t1_j2ccruv wrote
I grew up (in Michigan) calling these toasted-cheese sandwiches.
timmyboyoyo t1_j2ccniz wrote
Reply to comment by PreschoolBoole in A bagel with creamed cheese is technically a grilled cheese sandwich by iunnolol
Try it grilled
ronaldmosess t1_j2ccl59 wrote
Reply to comment by fz75 in Somewhere down the evolution, we lost the skill of passing messages through peeing in bushes and corners. by [deleted]
Oh man. You should put those mouse traps or some kinda traps that'll snap his dick when he pulls it out to pee on your gate.
ronaldmosess t1_j2cchh0 wrote
Reply to comment by PoopIsAlwaysSunny in Somewhere down the evolution, we lost the skill of passing messages through peeing in bushes and corners. by [deleted]
My dog is a boy, he pees over a pee if it's another male dog's pee. If it's a female dog's pee, he lingers there licking and sniffing.. especially if that's on snow.
fz75 t1_j2cch76 wrote
Reply to Somewhere down the evolution, we lost the skill of passing messages through peeing in bushes and corners. by [deleted]
My neighbour do that next to our gate constantly to tell me they are uneducated assholes.
lightofyourlifehere t1_j2ccea5 wrote
Large scoop of Peanut butter is my most fun/effective strategy
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Showerthoughts_Mod t1_j2cbrse wrote
This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.
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Professional-Row-605 t1_j2cboqz wrote
Reply to comment by HandsomeJack19 in Any form of a true love triangle is impossible without some homosexuality by shiva8512
It’s just a love angle.
Cornadious t1_j2cbo0o wrote
Reply to Somewhere down the evolution, we lost the skill of passing messages through peeing in bushes and corners. by [deleted]
I get the message. I'm not going anywhere near anything that smells like pee.
lonewulf66 t1_j2cbn5p wrote
Reply to comment by madogson in Somewhere down the evolution, we lost the skill of passing messages through peeing in bushes and corners. by [deleted]
Isn't TCP/IP like layer three or four?
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EarlyAd29 t1_j2cb958 wrote
Reply to Somewhere down the evolution, we lost the skill of passing messages through peeing in bushes and corners. by [deleted]
No, we haven't! I learned to recognize good peeing spots if they stink. Also, are you trying to play swords?
ItsameMatt03 t1_j2cb92b wrote
Reply to comment by ClarityByHilarity in A bagel with creamed cheese is technically a grilled cheese sandwich by iunnolol
I don't know about your bagels, but mine are nice and warm out of the toaster, so the cream cheese gets warm when I spread it.
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throwamarlonwayans t1_j2cb2lo wrote
Reply to Your body has a mind of its own. by Metomorphose
it is miraculous what we can do with a brain that has a body that has a host that has a brain. I hope one day science can unravel these mysteries. All we know so far is that your body brain is in your stomach.
Giffre t1_j2caz8d wrote
Reply to Somewhere down the evolution, we lost the skill of passing messages through peeing in bushes and corners. by [deleted]
I don't think primates ever had that ability. I think that's something that evolved in canids. Maybe even specifically wolfs.
Slimeredit t1_j2cayak wrote
Reply to comment by 12soea in Every single person in the world who reads a novel will have a different image of the characters and scenes that they read by JenJen3508
I’m going to be honest I’ve always just pictured things less as pictures and more of motion lines in my head like lines of flying and other stuff
Eborys t1_j2cac15 wrote
Reply to Every single person in the world who reads a novel will have a different image of the characters and scenes that they read by JenJen3508
Hmm, try reading a Star Wars novel. My brain refuses to recast Han Solo….. even though fucking Disney did.
Mindofmierda90 t1_j2caa87 wrote
Reply to comment by zav3rmd in There's absolutely no way we know what dinosaur skin looks like. by zav3rmd
The telescope itself would have to be light years wide, and you wouldn’t see images. The light from 65 million years ago, but no, it wouldn’t be like watching a video.
rsn_partykitten t1_j2ca9hs wrote
Reply to comment by scottyb83 in Somewhere down the evolution, we lost the skill of passing messages through peeing in bushes and corners. by [deleted]
The snow also works great for this
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Reply to When soneone over 50 tells you that you are cool is the ultimate insult. by pikknz
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