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Yup!!!! I found myself a wonderfully compassionate and kind soul of a husband and he has made me a better person being with him.

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As in "A body can exist without a mind, but a mind can not exist without the body. So, as such, the body is the mind."

"Animals peeing on things does not allow them to communicate."

"When they pee on a bush, they are leaving the scent [...] to let any other animals know that they are there..."

You just described the act of communication: one thing instilling another thing with shared information. Language is only 1 of the ways to communicate.

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Yes that's why he says TCP/IP over piss

Prepositions can shift over time. Consider the increasing prevalence of "on accident" in contrast to "by accident".

A bagel is not, by default toasted.

It’s not evolution anymore than humans being evolved from apes. AI would become it’s own branch which we would exist alongside for some time.

He doesn’t have a no killing policy, he has a no guns policy.

Normal vs frowned upon are 2 different things. I found it more normal to see people sleeping in parks and on the street as I grew up in NYC vs the airports as the former was a daily thing and the latter was rare.

If I just sit on the bench in from of our library, people driving by heckle and throw shit at me. The homeless hang out there during the day so it’s socially acceptable to harass anyone who uses the bench, anytime, for any reason. So yeah.

A few missing pay checks and anyone could be out here. Anyone at all.

I think they mean A loves B, but B loves C, but C loves A, while A doesn't love C, C doesn't love B and B doesn't love A.

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Same goes for using the restroom in the restroom rather than on the street or in the park

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Now I’m picturing Will Smith slapping Chris Rock with his face

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Then wtf dif that one guy keep peeing in the corner of the bathroom at Starbucks??? Like directly behind the door. The exact opposite corner from the actual toilet

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Interesting. I prefer to wait a minute or two after my bagel is toasted so that the cream cheese doesn’t melt down. I wonder if most people just spread the cream cheese right on the hot bagel? That sounds nuts to me.

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Would you believe that January can also be next decade and next century?