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I think he meant shit literally.

You can still send across a pretty strong message by peeing on their corners or bushes...

We never did have that sensitive nose to begin with, so it never evolved to begin with.

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Depends quite heavily on the specific case. With a sufficient budget and good direction, an anime adaptation will usually be just as good as a manga, like when you look at current popular ones like Kaguya Sama and Chainsaw Man.

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I've seen the madness of an old elementary friend who microwaved cheese and put it between soft bread and called it a grilled cheese sandwich

It’s the latch-key kid grilled cheese sandwich. When you’re hungry after school but aren’t allowed to use the stove when you’re parents are still at work. Toast the bread in the toaster, butter it, put a slice of cheese between and melt it in the microwave for 15 seconds. 8 year old chef’s kiss

Note: I wasn’t alone at 8, but there was as no way either of my 9 or 11 year old brothers were making me food.

Batman is a goon. A silver spoon fed, billionaire, playboy, who dresses up in latex and rubber at night to beat up the mentally handicapped. Anyone ever notice that NONE of the "criminals" he catches go to jail? They ALL go to the looney bin. Guy's a menace.

take your downvote and get out! 😆

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Me writing my name on the wall by peeing...

What do you mean?

Fried just means cooked in hot fat or oil. Grilled means cooked on a grill.

In my neck of the woods we make cheese on toast - this is made under an overhead grill, what americans call a broiler I think? Anyway it makes the cheese brown which is delicious. That said, I have nothing against the sandwich form which we would call a jaffle (we invented the device for that purpose alone), or a toastie (simply a toasted sandwich) which can be made with a device or in the pan...

Thanks for that

its very natural for kids to die before the parents, for most of human history that was very common

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First corollary: It is possible for everything to become dirty without cleaning anything.

I did write "Joe Mama" in the snow.