Recent comments in /f/Showerthoughts
fiatfighter t1_j2cwezj wrote
Reply to comment by themosttoast603 in A bagel with creamed cheese is technically a grilled cheese sandwich by iunnolol
I just cheesed cream.
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V_es t1_j2cwb9w wrote
Reply to Somewhere down the evolution, we lost the skill of passing messages through peeing in bushes and corners. by [deleted]
Not sure if you are joking or not, but urine is only used by animals to mark the territory. Human ancestors stopped using it as such tens on millions of years ago. There were never any messages beside dominant male competition or female in heat.
[deleted] OP t1_j2cwb4v wrote
I-Jobless t1_j2cw1dc wrote
Reply to comment by noonpe in Somewhere down the evolution, we lost the skill of passing messages through peeing in bushes and corners. by [deleted]
I'd assume women would be more fruitful than a female dog.
noonpe t1_j2cvyel wrote
Reply to comment by I-Jobless in Somewhere down the evolution, we lost the skill of passing messages through peeing in bushes and corners. by [deleted]
Why wouldn’t you? Weirdo
Sure_Watercress_1645 t1_j2cvx84 wrote
This is dumb. There are lots of places where people have never stood, and some places people probably will never stand.
The Earth is fucking massive dude.
Killer-Barbie t1_j2cvuy5 wrote
Reply to Baby clothes have pockets but babies have zero need for pockets. Meanwhile women's clothing often lacks pockets when women desperately need them. by HalfLawKiss
Actually baby girl stuff doesn't have pockets either. Also for some reason all the girls fit pants are tighter
[deleted] OP t1_j2cvrm9 wrote
pigeon888 t1_j2cvqpa wrote
Reply to Baby clothes have pockets but babies have zero need for pockets. Meanwhile women's clothing often lacks pockets when women desperately need them. by HalfLawKiss
If they desperately needed them they would buy clothes with pockets and the ones without pockets would stop selling.
Due_Tip_3051 t1_j2cvlaz wrote
Yes, that's cool but T Rex lived much closer to Twitter than it did to Stegosaurus.
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I-Jobless t1_j2cveky wrote
Reply to comment by MilwaakeePustaBandit in Somewhere down the evolution, we lost the skill of passing messages through peeing in bushes and corners. by [deleted]
I don't think most dicks have such hard surfaces.
This is clearly just my assumption with a very small sample size without any actual hardness testing equipment.
Vamp_Rocks t1_j2cvcmp wrote
Reply to comment by gackt2 in Cavemen never had to deal with the recurring nightmare of showing up to high school naked. by deezpretzels
They had nightmares where they were wrapped in fabric and couldn’t be free
D3monVolt t1_j2cvch2 wrote
Reply to Every single person in the world who reads a novel will have a different image of the characters and scenes that they read by JenJen3508
And a movie adaptation throws things under the bus. I love the percy Jackson books but the movies are just bad. I wad excited when a "truly faithful" series adaptation was announced by Disney but their casting is incorrect. The characters have detailed descriptions and Disney disregards that. Why even bother?
But with harry potter I had the opposite experience. Never read the books but I like the movies
spacewxyz t1_j2cv978 wrote
This can be solved by just changing the definition of what dirty is
I-Jobless t1_j2cv8sk wrote
Reply to comment by 8hu5rust in Somewhere down the evolution, we lost the skill of passing messages through peeing in bushes and corners. by [deleted]
Why would you lick and sniff a female dogs pee?
Alienaura t1_j2cv5tr wrote
Reply to Somewhere down the evolution, we lost the skill of passing messages through peeing in bushes and corners. by [deleted]
When someone pees in the corner of the stairwell again, I gladly take the elevator up instead. Seems to work just fine for whoever did it. That stench is just awful.
QutieLuvsQuails t1_j2cv4d5 wrote
Reply to Considering how harder it is to open up about your feelings as you get older, immortality might feel so lonely by ruvo-
Immortality would be extremely lonely bc anyone you ever love will die before you do. The book “Tuck Everlasting” touches on this, it’s a big issue in the “Twilight” series of books as well.
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Reply to comment by eternalankh in Any form of a true love triangle is impossible without some homosexuality by shiva8512
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GaryinZion t1_j2cuqss wrote
Reply to comment by eternalankh in Any form of a true love triangle is impossible without some homosexuality by shiva8512
Thanks, but also, I didn't actually think op had the thought in the shower OR was trying to change the definition.
Though the realization is one many have had (and so may violate the rule about the thought needing to be original), the realization that "love triangles" as we use the phrase does not represent an actual triangle may have been new to them and felt unique enough (from their perspective) to post here.
GenerallySalty t1_j2cukla wrote
Since you went with "technically", it's technically not, because it's not grilled. That would be toasted.
In a grilled cheese sandwich the outside of the bread is buttered or oiled and then it's grilled in a pan or toaster oven. Never in my life seen a bagel with cream cheese prepared this way. Would probably be delicious though.
[deleted] t1_j2cwsmq wrote
Reply to The male version of a mermaid is a mermanservant. by zurds13
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