Recent comments in /f/Showerthoughts
AutoRedux t1_j2dgmop wrote
...no.
The bagels aren't grilled. At most, they're toasted.
The most accurate comparison would be a cheese sandwich.
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WattebauschXC t1_j2dg824 wrote
Reply to comment by choma90 in Any form of a true love triangle is impossible without some homosexuality by shiva8512
A love monangle
canuck47 t1_j2dg51w wrote
Reply to Every single person in the world who reads a novel will have a different image of the characters and scenes that they read by JenJen3508
Many years ago I had just finished reading "The Firm" and about a week later they announced there would be a movie version starring Tom Cruise.
I was definitely not picturing Tom Cruise in my head while I was reading it.
nmshm t1_j2dg3js wrote
Reply to comment by shiva8512 in Any form of a true love triangle is impossible without some homosexuality by shiva8512
That’s a corollary of the pigeonhole principle
MinerMinecrafter t1_j2dg3fe wrote
Reply to comment by queen_of_potato in Baby clothes have pockets but babies have zero need for pockets. Meanwhile women's clothing often lacks pockets when women desperately need them. by HalfLawKiss
And the fact that it is only pink for girls and blue for boys is disgusting
CK1ing t1_j2dg1wn wrote
Ah yes, I love how this sub gyrates violently between r/Philosophy and r/puns.
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Reply to The last turd is buried with the corpse and it will never see the light of day by algoncyorrho
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ilikemoots t1_j2dfwhb wrote
Reply to Every single person in the world who reads a novel will have a different image of the characters and scenes that they read by JenJen3508
Yep. I read the lord of the rings multiple times before I saw the movies.
The orcs were the biggest disappointment. I just pictured them to be waaaaaay tougher looking.
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Reply to The last turd is buried with the corpse and it will never see the light of day by algoncyorrho
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lol1231yahoocom t1_j2dfvha wrote
Reply to We're eventually going to hit a tipping point at which virtually all crimes in history can be solved with DNA and jailed innocents freed. by labretirementhome
Pretty impressive though that the killer of those 4 college students is caught by DNA and genealogy. Without the DNA they had a car that witnesses identified that looked like his for evidence. At least that’s the info so far.
EmptyKetchupBottle9 t1_j2dftut wrote
Reply to comment by rombies in You punch someone *in* the face but slap someone *on* the face by VisibleEntry4
No, that's a headbutt.
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wojtekpolska t1_j2df3p5 wrote
Reply to Baby clothes have pockets but babies have zero need for pockets. Meanwhile women's clothing often lacks pockets when women desperately need them. by HalfLawKiss
why dont women wear jeans from the men's section? jeans are jeans, but you actually get the pockets this time.
Sydeburnn t1_j2df1j5 wrote
Reply to The last turd is buried with the corpse and it will never see the light of day by algoncyorrho
This is somehow tragic, beautiful, and gross all at the same time. Great Showerthought.
TheMikman97 t1_j2deuwr wrote
Reply to Baby clothes have pockets but babies have zero need for pockets. Meanwhile women's clothing often lacks pockets when women desperately need them. by HalfLawKiss
I'm pretty sure the emergence of vestigial pockets was allowed and facilitated by women who simply didn't care enough about them because they had bags anyway.
You might think you really need them, but then you buy the clothes without them anyway, therfore commercially they weren't essential.
I doubt men would buy pants without pockets at all, which forces clothing companies to keep making them
Sydeburnn t1_j2desy5 wrote
Reply to Picking our nose is one of the few actions we do that only uses our sense of touch by Feraminecarts77
Lots of kids immediately follow that up their sense of taste...
Ozmorty t1_j2def9h wrote
Reply to We're eventually going to hit a tipping point at which virtually all crimes in history can be solved with DNA and jailed innocents freed. by labretirementhome
Cyber espionage? Nope. White collar fraud or embezzlement via computers? Nope. Hate crimes over phone, social media etc? Nope. Sniper shots? Nope. War crimes for remote military leaders? Nope. Defamation? Nope. Drug importation? Nope. Phishing? Nope. IP theft? Nope. Traffic violations? Nah.
AxialGem t1_j2de29s wrote
Reply to comment by Sydeburnn in We're eventually going to hit a tipping point at which virtually all crimes in history can be solved with DNA and jailed innocents freed. by labretirementhome
Ey nice. Thanks for the podcast recommendation!
Rockky67 t1_j2ddyz7 wrote
Reply to We're eventually going to hit a tipping point at which virtually all crimes in history can be solved with DNA and jailed innocents freed. by labretirementhome
Nice idea, but criminals now know this and have used other people’s DNA at crime scenes to muddy the waters. Historically also DNA doesn’t last forever especially on exposed surfaces plus people handling the victim’s possessions had no protocols in place for chain of custody and taking care not to contaminate their items.
Sydeburnn t1_j2dds6r wrote
Reply to comment by AxialGem in We're eventually going to hit a tipping point at which virtually all crimes in history can be solved with DNA and jailed innocents freed. by labretirementhome
I just listened to a podcast about the Phantom of Heilbronn! (Stuff You Should Know 12/8/22) That lady really got around...
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Reply to The male version of a mermaid is a mermanservant. by zurds13
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