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Thank you, it certainly feels all these things.

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Sounds like those women just need a man with cargo shorts :D.

but how? How could you just stop wearing pants?? And clothes?? I mean jeans aside, none of women’s clothing has pockets. We can’t just not wear clothes

It's probably the most common scenario though. Consider that most bodies are embalmed and so their orifices are sealed shut with abundance of tampons/plugs and although there can be leaks , they will stay with the body and never see the light of day

If this was the case, women could simply have forced the pants without pockets out of the market by not buying them. The fact pants without pockets became the norm is because they were successful enough to keep being produced.

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...and it's actually the wrong year as well. If I recall they figure Jesus was born at least four years B.C.

For me it’s the Twister cow, always is.

Same difference? Solid floating in liquid

That's a buttface

I’m pretty sure it’s the other way around. They want women to buy purses, so they take away their pockets. I don’t think any woman would be upset to have pockets, even if they did have a purse. And not every woman uses a purse either.

It's most commonly thought that Dec. 25 isn't his actual birthday. It was chosen for its closeness to pagan holidays to make Christianity more palatable to the local faithful.

That's upsetting to hear. I honestly am not acquainted with the practice. ☹️

Just because another animal does it, doesn’t mean humans did at one point.

Dude… there’s no way anyone could just start a clothing company… You have no idea how long it takes and hard it is to make a business. And it’s really expensive too. People don’t get paid enough to even afford jeans let alone make a business just so they can have pockets.

And wdym women prioritize other things than pockets?? How can we do that? NONE of our clothes have big pockets, it’s not like we saw all the ones with big pockets and decided to get the small ones instead. It’s the clothing industry and the reason why is because they market purses towards women. If women had big pockets they wouldn’t need purses. That’s it.

This Google search took me 2 seconds to disprove, maybe check first next time.

Yes, but moreso because the solar system is speeding through space itself like a corkscrew, and by the time a "year" happens the entire solar system is in a different spot as well.

I too came here.

Yes, I assume we all thought it was, today, at some point in time.

Yeah it's almost like you remember the concept of the thing rather than the thing itself.

Nope. Loads of different calenders across the world, loads of different months and days in months.

https://www.altalang.com/beyond-words/6-calendars-around-the-world/

I'm not gay, but David Beckham's ass puts to shame a lot of women's asses.

>That's because nobody is trying to feminize/sexualize baby clothing,

If only, babies clothing for girls is sexualized to hell and back