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lowfreq33 t1_j2dwrpr wrote
Reply to comment by Lord_Botond in There are two types of air-fryer owners. Those who have one and never use it, and those who use it too often. There is no middle ground by PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES
It’s just a mini convection oven. Cooks food more evenly and uses less electricity than a full size oven. Very convenient if you’re just cooking for one or two people.
digital_disposition t1_j2dwosf wrote
Reply to Our timeline is categorized in before and after Christ, but Christ's birthday isn't the day the year changes. by Apo51209
They also didn't even write the first Bible till like 130 years after Jesus died.
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Reply to Speaking is very basic air bending. by daguilara9
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Havingfun921 t1_j2dwgc3 wrote
Reply to The reason why people don’t like holidays is because they’re forced to spend them with their families by --elvira--
I hate the holiday season because of how busy it gets at work, and how materialistic everybody is
VoodooBuccaneer t1_j2dw2k2 wrote
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Reply to One-eyed people can't see 3D movies. by oss-gamer
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Curious-Bother3530 t1_j2dvjnr wrote
Reply to We're eventually going to hit a tipping point at which virtually all crimes in history can be solved with DNA and jailed innocents freed. by labretirementhome
Murders will take an interesting turn of forensics can take a drop of blood from the bictim and "replay" what they saw before they die.
Lots of bodies will be going missing.
digital_disposition t1_j2dvhir wrote
Reply to We all think humans will destroy the earth, but in reality, Earth will destroy humans far before that. by cloudboy37
I feel like it'll be a counter attack from Earth. We continue to hurt it so much that finally she's just like, alright here's 40 days and 40 nights of rain. And then watch all the Jesus freaks come out and say, see Noah's ark was real, and then they drown and I laugh while on a roof and then I drown, then the Earth laughs.
Well that story took a turn.
MinniesWorld t1_j2dvhen wrote
Reply to comment by space_cvnts in There’s no word in English for a parent who has lost a child by space_cvnts
If you have a good relationship with him, ask him questions and stories. And if he’s willing, record them. Ask him his favorite school memory, or about when you were born, or his first prom date. You have no idea how valuable the stories will be when you can no longer ask. And even better for a video that you can enjoy. The history of you is gone when your parents are gone, so whatever questions you want to ask about his past or yours-— now is the time.
I gave my father a blank journal, and I told him that anytime he thought of some piece of wisdom or a little anecdote that he wanted to share, he should write in it. He thought it was stupid at first, but then he really got into it, and I treasure it.
OverallGamer696 OP t1_j2dvgni wrote
Reply to comment by medullah in In Horror Movies the cast slowly becomes smaller, but in adventure movies it slowly becomes bigger by OverallGamer696
r/goodmovieideas
lookingForPatchie t1_j2dvgge wrote
Reply to comment by Calenchamien in The male version of a mermaid is a mermanservant. by zurds13
Or, since the term is so old it might be "merwere", the word "man" has only been used to describe male humans for a few hundred years, the medieval term being "were" as in werewolf.
Curious-Bother3530 t1_j2dvbxg wrote
Reply to The last turd is buried with the corpse and it will never see the light of day by algoncyorrho
And dudes die with scrotums full of baby batter that will never see the light of day :(
medullah t1_j2dvb9w wrote
Reply to In Horror Movies the cast slowly becomes smaller, but in adventure movies it slowly becomes bigger by OverallGamer696
New movie idea, as people get killed off in a horror movie they awaken in another movie where they have defeat a great evil in the lands of an alternate world.
Amareka90 t1_j2dv98k wrote
Reply to Dating someone out of you league personality-wise is way more rewarding than dating someone out of you league beauty-wise. because it actually thrives you to be a better person rather than trying to look better. by sweaty_pants_
I think I’m sort of evil, but am self aware and realize that won’t get me far. As a result I have the most benevolent partner a man could ask for. She truly makes me a better person.
heroeNK25 t1_j2dv15z wrote
No it doesnt, the butt it's really important for us, since it's allow us to walk and run on 2 legs
CookieForYall t1_j2duhjp wrote
Reply to We all think humans will destroy the earth, but in reality, Earth will destroy humans far before that. by cloudboy37
It’s more of us pushing the Earth to a point where it’ll kill us
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Etzlo t1_j2du86t wrote
Reply to comment by Antisocialite99 in Baby clothes have pockets but babies have zero need for pockets. Meanwhile women's clothing often lacks pockets when women desperately need them. by HalfLawKiss
I'll definitely take a look, I haven't seen any in my local stores at least, so it's hard to know sometimes
kiwilapple t1_j2du7ez wrote
Reply to comment by wildadragon in The male version of a mermaid is a mermanservant. by zurds13
Merspinsters
Antisocialite99 t1_j2du5c0 wrote
Reply to comment by tempodad in Baby clothes have pockets but babies have zero need for pockets. Meanwhile women's clothing often lacks pockets when women desperately need them. by HalfLawKiss
North face Patagonia etc all make women's pants with functional pockets might even be cargo pockets which might ruin your sense of style
Yeoldhomie t1_j2dtx2c wrote
Reply to comment by _thankyoucomeagain_ in Most everyone knows how to lose weight and be healthy, but it’s having the willpower to stick with it that is difficult. by LittleBullBoy
Your moms skinny and she’s fucked like 10,000 dudes, that’s pretty historic.
legend_number_1 t1_j2dtoey wrote
The damage from a punch is internal, the damage from a slap is external (although the emotional damage is internal)
richardsonhr t1_j2dtkex wrote
Reply to We all think humans will destroy the earth, but in reality, Earth will destroy humans far before that. by cloudboy37
Humans can't destroy the Earth. The Earth will be fine.
We are at risk, however, to make the Earth uninhabitable for ourselves.
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Reply to Whoever started the trend of having sugar as a ingredient in drinks unintentionally killed countless people. by JJeezzyy
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