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Reply to comment by QutieLuvsQuails in Most everyone knows how to lose weight and be healthy, but it’s having the willpower to stick with it that is difficult. by LittleBullBoy
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DroopyRock t1_j2e9pot wrote
That's because when you punch your trying to put your hand where their head is.
GlendaleActual t1_j2e9hzr wrote
Reply to comment by lowfreq33 in There are two types of air-fryer owners. Those who have one and never use it, and those who use it too often. There is no middle ground by PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES
Also, makes it real easy to shake em up during cooking!
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ogromnyy-konchil t1_j2e9ggh wrote
Reply to comment by arlondiluthel in Commas are easily the least useful punctuation. by [deleted]
What, the fuck? What the fuck? What the, fuck?
arlondiluthel t1_j2e9cd0 wrote
Really?
Do you not recognize the difference between "let's eat grandma" and "let's eat, grandma"?
HairyRanger3 t1_j2e9b4p wrote
Reply to comment by space_cvnts in There’s no word in English for a parent who has lost a child by space_cvnts
It IS intended. Evolutionarily speaking.
PeaAffectionate5667 t1_j2e98hv wrote
Reply to comment by Telemere125 in Our timeline is categorized in before and after Christ, but Christ's birthday isn't the day the year changes. by Apo51209
Even 2000 years ago?
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CountingCastles t1_j2e90l8 wrote
Reply to Eight likes on your Instagram picture sounds awful but eight compliments in real life sounds fantastic. by mister_gabada
I guess but if you only have eight followers on Instagram then it’s pretty good isn’t it
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DecalArtist t1_j2e8uz2 wrote
Reply to The last turd is buried with the corpse and it will never see the light of day by algoncyorrho
Fun fact... you lose control of your bowels when you die, so that last turd likely will make its way out. Now you know.
AnotherSteveFromNZ t1_j2e8sk7 wrote
Reply to comment by space_cvnts in There’s no word in English for a parent who has lost a child by space_cvnts
It wasn’t natural a couple of hundred years ago. The reverse was the case.
HamarticDownfall t1_j2e8r8e wrote
Reply to Our timeline is categorized in before and after Christ, but Christ's birthday isn't the day the year changes. by Apo51209
Tis to commemorate Jesus's first new years, he got absolutely mortal
alilsus83 t1_j2e8p7p wrote
That’s in no way true. I’d rather take a tractor trailer across the Golden Gate Bridge then one of those old roman stone bridges.
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The-SeriousGamer42 t1_j2e8dju wrote
Reply to comment by Antique-Fly9292 in Any form of a true love triangle is impossible without some homosexuality by shiva8512
You mean look at it from a different angle?
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Reply to It is impossible to get a good answer if you ask someone what it's like to die. by graydonatvail
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ba_cam t1_j2e8c4s wrote
Reply to comment by GenerallySalty in A bagel with creamed cheese is technically a grilled cheese sandwich by iunnolol
To be even more pedantic, however, a grilled cheese is never “grilled” as in cooked on a grill. It’s typically in a pan or on a griddle. So, “griddled cheese sandwich” is the MOST correct terminology
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DecalArtist t1_j2e87r5 wrote
Reply to There are two types of air-fryer owners. Those who have one and never use it, and those who use it too often. There is no middle ground by PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES
Correction, there's 2 types of air fryer owners, 1 those who have one but don't understand the glory of what they have, and 2 those who use it all the time.
Suspicious-Ad6635 t1_j2e9u5b wrote
Reply to Commas are easily the least useful punctuation. by [deleted]
Well, although not as final and weighty as a period, I still wish more people would learn to use it properly. It does help with the structure and flow of a sentence. Its use or omission won't change the idea being shared, but it can certainly affect the facility and the enjoyment of the reader.