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81CoreVet t1_j2ebmua wrote
Reply to comment by CirnoIzumi in A bagel with creamed cheese is technically a grilled cheese sandwich by iunnolol
Cheese creamed myself
nick_oreo t1_j2ebkg8 wrote
Reply to comment by heroeNK25 in Butts are the perfect example of good packaging covering up a shitty product. by Tyler5060
And my personal favorite, sitting.
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Unhelpful_Applause t1_j2ebgnx wrote
Idk you ever see the pic of the guy with 0 gauge rings in his cheeks?
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yirzmstrebor t1_j2eb3lz wrote
Reply to comment by Telemere125 in Our timeline is categorized in before and after Christ, but Christ's birthday isn't the day the year changes. by Apo51209
It's also the Birthday of Mithras, an Indo-Iranian god who had become popular with Roman soldiers, and just 2 days before the Birthday of the Egyptian god Osiris. Notably, both of these deities have myths involving their death and resurrection. It's also close enough to the Winter Solstice that Christians were able to syncretize the celebration of Yule/Jule as Christianity moved into Northern Europe. This celebration was often connected with Odin/Woden, who has a myth wherein he sacrificed himself to himself on the World Tree.
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Reply to comment by arlondiluthel in Commas are easily the least useful punctuation. by [deleted]
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mister_gabada OP t1_j2eaxor wrote
Reply to comment by CountingCastles in Eight likes on your Instagram picture sounds awful but eight compliments in real life sounds fantastic. by mister_gabada
Even better if you have one friend with eight accounts.
jimmycurry01 t1_j2eaxck wrote
Only if you grill your bagel. If you toast it, it is a toasted cheese.
dimesinger t1_j2eas87 wrote
Reply to comment by throwamarlonwayans in The older a bridge is, the safer it is to cross. by nibbatron9000
Agreed. The “straight line” distance from Milwaukee to China is something like 7000 miles. Assuming you could average 70mph you’d only need a minimum of 100 hours of actual drive time to reach your destination… in reality it would be many more than that… across a mostly empty expanse of ocean with no gas station, rest stops, hotels, or restaurants. Nice and easy!
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Reply to comment by Mrshmil in The older a bridge is, the safer it is to cross. by nibbatron9000
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DecalArtist t1_j2eap6f wrote
Reply to comment by CatastropheJohn in We all find it totally normal to see people sleeping in airport chairs but out on the street or in a park it is usually frowned upon by Life-Meal6635
It's not ever socially acceptable to harass anyone at least in developed countries with people who are brought up right.
pussy-n-boots t1_j2eaf9i wrote
Reply to comment by cthechartreuse in A bagel with creamed cheese is technically a grilled cheese sandwich by iunnolol
No way. No cooking processes are exerted on cereal and milk, they’re just mixed together. Not soup.
SadLaser t1_j2ead9v wrote
Reply to comment by shiva8512 in Any form of a true love triangle is impossible without some homosexuality by shiva8512
No, because you've deliberately misinterpreted what a love triangle is. Love triangle is a made up term. It means whatever the creator of the term and now society has accepted it to mean and that specific meaning is a situation when two rivals vie for the affection of a third person. If two men are interested in the same woman or two women interested in the same man, there is no homosexuality. The two rivals aren't interested in each other. That isn't what a love triangle is. Maybe you think it would make more sense that way, but that's not how language works.
DecalArtist t1_j2ea8zx wrote
Reply to We all find it totally normal to see people sleeping in airport chairs but out on the street or in a park it is usually frowned upon by Life-Meal6635
Sleeping itself isn't what's frowned upon... it's typically the lack of proper hygiene or care enough to clean up after oneself that's frowned upon
Hoxeel t1_j2ea3gh wrote
Reply to comment by ENaC2 in Speaking is very basic air bending. by daguilara9
I've been wondering. If water benders can control the temperature of the water...
Can airbenders blast superheated air in people's faces?
SadLaser t1_j2e9zuj wrote
No, because you're misinterpreted what a love triangle is. Love triangle is a made up term and has a specific meaning that has two rivals vying for the affection of a third person. If two men are interested in the same woman or two women interested in the same man, there is no homosexuality. The two rivals aren't interested in each other. That isn't what a love triangle is.
DecalArtist t1_j2e9ylx wrote
Wtf is up with people and the grilled cheese shower thoughts today?? Is it some grilled cheese holiday or something today?
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algoncyorrho OP t1_j2ebn3r wrote
Reply to comment by Curious-Bother3530 in The last turd is buried with the corpse and it will never see the light of day by algoncyorrho
a lot of unexpressed possibilities