Faceass

I too am old. This is literally why we invented bees.

Or in adventure-horrer, they keep finding new people, but people also keep getting dragged off.

Nope, that joke is supposed to be about capitalizing letters.

Helping your Uncle Jack off a horse.

Helping your uncle jack off a horse.

No need for a comma in either sentence.

That song is about a fairy trap.

Think about it, the whole song is about how people there never stop dancing, they claim everything is "glittery" and people are desperate to return to it once they leave.

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Grilling is dry heat and exposed to flame, griddling is over a heated flat solid surface.

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You guys are idiots, if you blindfolded me I can easily detect wetness and the difference between cold and wet. I can feel viscosity and how lubricating it is. The internet will literally tell you anything to make it click on a link.

We’ve come so far but we still don’t know what it is that makes things wet

And at least 6 of those compliments would be considered harassment :(

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I rarely get any likes. Maybe one or two. But I just post pics of birds and dogs to my ones of followers.

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“Human sensitivity to wetness plays a role in many aspects of daily life. Whether feeling humidity, sweat or a damp towel, we often encounter stimuli that feel wet. Though it seems simple, feeling that something is wet is quite a feat because our skin does not have receptors that sense wetness. The concept of wetness, in fact, may be more of a "perceptual illusion" that our brain evokes based on our prior experiences with stimuli that we have learned are wet.”

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2014/10/141001133416.htm

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Then it's the parent's fault

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Lmao so perfect.

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ahaha