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nouille07 t1_j2eynlf wrote
Reply to comment by skymoods in The male version of a mermaid is a mermanservant. by zurds13
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hazedday t1_j2eye4s wrote
Reply to Only one day in the year will a person be in a completely different year than another person by VulthrxIsAWeeb
You can scale that up or down as you want
Only one day every week... Only one day every month... Only one day every decade/score/century/millennium...
I was there for that millennium day... won't happen again for many generations
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Lucifer___444 t1_j2eya7s wrote
Reply to comment by UnadvertisedAndroid in Greta Thunberg brought down a sex trafficking ring with one sentence. by [deleted]
Or your soul can rot in the first dimension for being an e-prick.
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attack_and_release t1_j2exzhu wrote
Reply to Whoever started the trend of having sugar as a ingredient in drinks unintentionally killed countless people. by JJeezzyy
I’m cutting out soda/sugary drinks from my diet for the 500th time in my life and reminded that there aren’t a lot of options for a healthy drink that isn’t just plain water.
(USA!USA!USA!)
JRBigglesworthIII OP t1_j2exx6i wrote
Reply to comment by AreYou4realRightNow in Half of the top trailers on IMDB are in that category because horny people are trying to find something to get off to that won't show up in search history by JRBigglesworthIII
I was wondering why XXX(the Vin Diesel one), Porno(2015) and Vicky Christina Barcelona always seem to be in the top trailers, those movies are way more than a year or two old and most of the old trailers that show up aren't from movies that were particularly memorable or good.
Then it clicked, "oh they all have something in the trailer or the name that a 12 year old boy would search for or find... stimulating." or they're searching 'xxx' hoping to strike gold and only getting some forgettable action movie from 2002.
It's just a bunch of thirsty pre-teenagers probably looking for the closest thing to sideboob they can get but can't search it in a normal way because it'll trip a filter or they don't know how to use incognito mode on their mom's ipad.
Cataspect t1_j2exvgk wrote
Reply to There are two types of air-fryer owners. Those who have one and never use it, and those who use it too often. There is no middle ground by PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES
Type 2 here and also, I cant shut about how awesome it is, haha. God, I must be annoying to be around.
pizzeroman t1_j2exunx wrote
Reply to Most everyone knows how to lose weight and be healthy, but it’s having the willpower to stick with it that is difficult. by LittleBullBoy
I had no idea how before I discovered r/fasting, I lost 50 lbs and gained it all back cause I thought I was "done" just lost it all again and this time have plan to do imf, but you're right you are never done
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Reply to Only one day in the year will a person be in a completely different year than another person by VulthrxIsAWeeb
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kreankorm t1_j2exdno wrote
Yes. The body of trained martial artists is a lethal weapon in it's own right. Practitioners of Taekwondo specialize in kicking as much as a Boxer can punch. The kick of an adult black belt in their prime can deal enough blunt force to break bones and cause organs to fail.
Link showing a study measuring the speed and impact of different martial arts kicks.
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UnadvertisedAndroid t1_j2ex7k5 wrote
Reply to comment by Lucifer___444 in Greta Thunberg brought down a sex trafficking ring with one sentence. by [deleted]
Not my rules, you can fuck them yourself or just yourself.
mtthwas t1_j2ex6vl wrote
Reply to comment by LittleSpoonInDenial in A bagel with creamed cheese is technically a grilled cheese sandwich by iunnolol
It's a cheese sandwich that is grilled... A grilled cheese sandwich. It is not a sandwich made of grilled cheese.
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Reply to There are two types of air-fryer owners. Those who have one and never use it, and those who use it too often. There is no middle ground by PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES
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