That is a good point

Wrong. On New Year's Day there may be still people in the year before yours and on New Year's Eve there may be people in the year after yours. So that is two days in the year that it happens.

I like hearing Russian tanks and other military gear blowing up

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You clearly don't know sailors very well

Wait until porn gets a hold of this, plus MerGilf/MerDilf the possibilities are dozens

instapot can do sous vide.

Fuck you Shoresy!

Is it possible for a person with no cock to be a cockblocker?

I have two legs, but have been legless whilst still having two legs.

Is this a riddle competition?

Not quite accurate. However, I will say that the story behind the Julian Calendar is hilarious. Before Julius Caesar, the Roman calendar was approved each year by the Roman Senate. Eventually Senators figured out that they could add a few days here to make their own term in office longer, or take a few away there to shorten their rival's term. They kept doing this, and pretty soon the calendar was so fucked up that it was snowing in June. So, Julius Caesar finally came along, told them to knock it off, made an extra long year to get everything back on track, developed a nice 365 day calendar, named a month after himself (July), and invented leap years.

Then his nephew Augustus came along and decided he wanted a month named after himself, too, and changed Sextilius to August, thereby robbing us of a month with the abbreviation "Sex."

If you continue to look for the thing after you find it, you should put yourself at a mental hospital.

More since when?

Me who doesnt own an airfryer but still uses one (its owned by my mum)

In the universe where that job is still so popular that they don't have a constantly changing roster as they are constantly overworked...no, not even then. That person won't know ages, occupations, financial status, nothing.

If they really do it for a long time they might remember your face and where you live, but they have thousands of faces and places every day. Not like they are going with a list on which to add stuff like "Mmmh, the packet was heavy, must have been a Weight Plate for the gym"

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Nope, not unless you grill it with the melted cheese.

Something being similar in no way makes it technically that thing.

Far truer. & the same for women.

Considering I spent most of my life comforting animals who hide, shake and shiver in fear. I hate fireworks.

If all people want are pretty things in the sky, those drone displays are farore impressive. They also don't go bang.

Mermatrons?

The most annoying part is that everyone has a different take on the names. So if you try to discuss a book, then everyone is pronouncing their names differently.

Or three… those who used to never is it, then discovered it’s power, and use it all the time

Make chicken wings in the oven and then make them in an air fryer and you’ll understand.