Recent comments in /f/Showerthoughts
Express_Vehicle_6944 t1_j2fsyfc wrote
This shit gets posted but i post anything at all and it is instantly removed without justification
thatguythatdied t1_j2fsq5w wrote
Reply to There are two types of air-fryer owners. Those who have one and never use it, and those who use it too often. There is no middle ground by PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES
Ours comes out once a month or so, usually for chicken wings or fries.
potatocross t1_j2fspah wrote
Reply to There are two types of air-fryer owners. Those who have one and never use it, and those who use it too often. There is no middle ground by PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES
Bought an over with a built in air fryer. Have never even bothered to figure out how to use it.
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mvnnyvevwofrb t1_j2fslad wrote
Reply to Technically everything is hours away by [deleted]
Technically thousands of miles because of how the earth moves.
EuthanizedEjaculate t1_j2fse0m wrote
Reply to Technically everything is hours away by [deleted]
According to your Mum's listing, she can be here in 15 minutes.
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jarnish t1_j2frwe5 wrote
Reply to comment by spddemonvr4 in A bagel with creamed cheese is technically a grilled cheese sandwich by iunnolol
You must have the taste buds of a potato then.
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LeftistNotALiberal t1_j2frqtf wrote
Reply to comment by Hakaisha89 in The male version of a mermaid is a mermanservant. by zurds13
The men must all be really good at piano.
thehumblebaboon t1_j2frqsp wrote
Reply to There are two types of air-fryer owners. Those who have one and never use it, and those who use it too often. There is no middle ground by PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES
I rotate between an air-fryer, a George Foreman grill, a convection oven, a microwave and a cast iron pretty evenly.
I am the definition of the middle ground.
[deleted] t1_j2frohh wrote
Reply to Half of the people at sporting events pay a lot of money to be disappointed. by powderhownd
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powderhownd OP t1_j2frn77 wrote
Reply to comment by NudeCeleryMan in Half of the people at sporting events pay a lot of money to be disappointed. by powderhownd
Good point! Maybe: almost half the people at sporting events pay a lot of money to be disappointed. Sometimes it is almost all the people. Sometimes it’s almost none of the people. But for the most part about half the people attending games in a given year come away disappointed.
notabigcitylawyer t1_j2frlwa wrote
Reply to There are two types of air-fryer owners. Those who have one and never use it, and those who use it too often. There is no middle ground by PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES
I use it on weekends to make tatter tots for my breakfast burritos. That is about 99.5% of its use.
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Itdidnt_trickle_down t1_j2frh4u wrote
Reply to comment by arlondiluthel in Commas are easily the least useful punctuation. by [deleted]
Some people have trouble with the meaning of words and need little crutches to help them. We call these people grammar nazis. We should not stoop to their level though and accept that they have to have these crutches in order to understand and if they are missing they can't only talk about their lack while ignoreing what is being said.
Telemere125 t1_j2frfxy wrote
Reply to comment by Inside_Beginning75 in Our timeline is categorized in before and after Christ, but Christ's birthday isn't the day the year changes. by Apo51209
No Roman converted their holiday for the convenience and pleasure of a Christian. Romans hunted Christians pretty extensively from Nero’s rule in 64 CE until 313 CE when Constantine the Great declared toleration. However, you’re other point “for the convenience of the growing population of Roman Christians” is exactly what co-opting the ceremony for Christian purposes means, as I originally said.
noso2143 t1_j2frfgt wrote
Reply to There are two types of air-fryer owners. Those who have one and never use it, and those who use it too often. There is no middle ground by PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES
ive used mine a few times but to be honest i still find it easier to just throw the oven on instead
CK1ing t1_j2frcy8 wrote
Reply to Noone uses the number 7 key on microwaves by [deleted]
I forget where this comes from, some YouTube video of something, but you just took this from that and it's wrong.
powderhownd OP t1_j2frbv1 wrote
Reply to comment by waffles-n-gravy in Half of the people at sporting events pay a lot of money to be disappointed. by powderhownd
Yeah but they lose at home a fair amount of the time and on those occasions most of the people are disappointed. So overall about half the people are disappointed.
Show-me-the-banana t1_j2ft9lg wrote
Reply to Eating a bag of chips is a process of eating the largest that can be found, until one gets to the point the chips are too small to deal with. by PrickleAndGoo
I was just saying this. Tostitos Scoops are amazing until they’re not.
I can’t fuck with those itty-bitty shards.