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sentient_coffeetable t1_j2fweq5 wrote
Reply to comment by bDsmDom in The last turd is buried with the corpse and it will never see the light of day by algoncyorrho
I’m a hospice nurse, and do postmortem cares about once each week for the last five years. In my experience bm is present about 50% of the time.
The-Real-Metzli t1_j2fw4h6 wrote
Reply to comment by Boobsiclese in The last turd is buried with the corpse and it will never see the light of day by algoncyorrho
I know that my cat started peeing after he died.. Dead body, all muscles relax, his last pee was released...
chynabrack t1_j2fvtbu wrote
Reply to There are two types of air-fryer owners. Those who have one and never use it, and those who use it too often. There is no middle ground by PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES
How much is "too often"? Everyday? Twice a day? Once a week? Until it explode?
MinniesWorld t1_j2fvry4 wrote
Reply to comment by Boobsiclese in The last turd is buried with the corpse and it will never see the light of day by algoncyorrho
This is also why it makes zero difference if you’re wearing clean underwear when you die.
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oO0-__-0Oo t1_j2fvky5 wrote
Reply to There are two types of air-fryer owners. Those who have one and never use it, and those who use it too often. There is no middle ground by PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES
The only good kind of air fryer is one with a rotisserie in it.
FACT
Boatster_McBoat t1_j2fvbgp wrote
Reply to Our timeline is categorized in before and after Christ, but Christ's birthday isn't the day the year changes. by Apo51209
Solstice, Christmas, New Year's = same event + poor calendar management over several millennia
Garthar22 t1_j2fv87q wrote
Reply to Whoever started the trend of having sugar as a ingredient in drinks unintentionally killed countless people. by JJeezzyy
Sweet drinks is one of the few things I like about being alive
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Mr_IGoThaJuice t1_j2fv6zm wrote
Reply to comment by Xyrus2000 in Commas are easily the least useful punctuation. by [deleted]
And grandmas.
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BattleTroll57 t1_j2fut4l wrote
Reply to comment by EvulRabbit in Commas are easily the least useful punctuation. by [deleted]
Or periods lol
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okijhnub t1_j2fuqqm wrote
Reply to There are two types of air-fryer owners. Those who have one and never use it, and those who use it too often. There is no middle ground by PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES
Lpt: air fryer your cold take home fries to make them taste fresh again
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MinniesWorld t1_j2fu5rm wrote
Reply to Half of the people at sporting events pay a lot of money to be disappointed. by powderhownd
That depends. Are you talking about an event that only has two teams? An event like a tennis open where you might support a specific player but overall you just enjoy good tennis is not a disappointment. Or in an Olympics where it doesn’t make any difference necessarily who wins as long as it’s your country but you’re going up against multiple countries competing so less than half or more than half depending will be disappointing.
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DieselWins t1_j2fu167 wrote
Reply to There are two types of air-fryer owners. Those who have one and never use it, and those who use it too often. There is no middle ground by PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES
There is middle ground. Me and my wife fight over who gets to balance on it.
jimmysprunt t1_j2ftqqt wrote
Reply to There are two types of air-fryer owners. Those who have one and never use it, and those who use it too often. There is no middle ground by PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES
Is there a such thing as too often? I'm feeling singled out here.
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PdxPhoenixActual t1_j2ftds7 wrote
Reply to Noone uses the number 7 key on microwaves by [deleted]
I run my finger down 1, 4, & 7 for my morning oatmeal. 1.30 not quite enough & 2.00 too much...
Cougr_Luv t1_j2ftbqb wrote
Reply to comment by ba_cam in A bagel with creamed cheese is technically a grilled cheese sandwich by iunnolol
Ah ok
interlopenz t1_j2fwmh7 wrote
Reply to comment by Lord_Botond in There are two types of air-fryer owners. Those who have one and never use it, and those who use it too often. There is no middle ground by PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES
They are a greasy plastic toaster oven with a fan that blows air over a heated coil inside a shitty draw, they get very dirty inside and out and are not really useful if you already have an oven or stove.
"Air friers" will be the Western version of the rice cooker when all you have is a 230V socket instead of a kitchen in your coffin apartment.
Swinging them around by the cord and smashing them against a wall is fun.