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omnirusted t1_j604om1 wrote
That's it. Shut down this subreddit. This is a perfect example of every post made here. We don't need more.
UlteriorCulture t1_j6047sq wrote
Reply to comment by JJthirteen in A large asteroid can hit Earth, obliterate all life, end all human beings' suffering, and the universe wouldn't notice. by Wrathofserenity
We are one of the few parts that do
Embarrassed-Mouse-49 t1_j6046up wrote
I guess if the butter was carved into the Image of a naked woman that may work. Otherwise you’d try to cut through a liquid
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SallyJane5555 t1_j603upe wrote
Reply to The voice in your head can't change volume, so you can't annoy mindreaders by yelling. by Neoslayer
If you put a volume knob on your brain stereo you can’t totally adjust the volume.
-Actually-Snake- t1_j603ucx wrote
Reply to The voice in your head can't change volume, so you can't annoy mindreaders by yelling. by Neoslayer
Actually sometimes my thoughts get stuck yelling for like an hour at a time and its very stressful
gspi1005 t1_j602ybh wrote
Reply to comment by Waffel_Monster in Cats are not as likely to experience jetlag by [deleted]
Humans have an internal clock regardless of society. If you were to take pre society human and teleport the half way across the world, they would definitely feel something is off, and it may even be worse, as without society, they may be more in touch with "natural" time.
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dysfunctionalpress t1_j5zx9qq wrote
Reply to comment by jakemch in Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, enlarging a hole is boring, but metal work is riveting. by Sloeber3
nah...i think i'll stay awhile.
dysfunctionalpress t1_j5zx3y3 wrote
Reply to comment by vulcansheart in Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, enlarging a hole is boring, but metal work is riveting. by Sloeber3
i very strongly doubt that i would want to.
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jakemch t1_j5zv0in wrote
Reply to comment by dysfunctionalpress in Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, enlarging a hole is boring, but metal work is riveting. by Sloeber3
Go away
vulcansheart t1_j5zv0gn wrote
Reply to comment by dysfunctionalpress in Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, enlarging a hole is boring, but metal work is riveting. by Sloeber3
Please don't come to my birthday party.
dysfunctionalpress t1_j5zucpa wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, enlarging a hole is boring, but metal work is riveting. by Sloeber3
but- the pun doesn't work anymore, because rivets are no longer used.
and- a pun that doesn't work isn't funny...just stupid.
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Reply to comment by dysfunctionalpress in Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, enlarging a hole is boring, but metal work is riveting. by Sloeber3
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bag_of_hats t1_j5zszeq wrote
Reply to comment by mountainmorticia in The voice in your head can't change volume, so you can't annoy mindreaders by yelling. by Neoslayer
Seconded.
sleepyjohn00 t1_j5zsl7y wrote
Reply to The voice in your head can't change volume, so you can't annoy mindreaders by yelling. by Neoslayer
In a Larry Niven story, a person resists a telepathic carnivore by concentrating on the taste of a raw carrot.
agoo3000 t1_j5zrnt2 wrote
Reply to comment by mountainmorticia in The voice in your head can't change volume, so you can't annoy mindreaders by yelling. by Neoslayer
In this context truly a blessing and a curse!!
wildadragon t1_j605uml wrote
Reply to Death is a once in a lifetime experience by [deleted]
This shit again, and no it's not. People have been declared dead and come back to life both with medical assistance and on their own.