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ScreamingFlea23 t1_j63ba4i wrote
Reply to comment by EmuHobbyist in The voice in your head can't change volume, so you can't annoy mindreaders by yelling. by Neoslayer
Mine is like a constant dentist's drill.
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Dear-Dig4601 t1_j63a21u wrote
Reply to It’s a good thing that we can only feel our inner organs when they’re in pain. by crookshanks_cat
This made me chuckle. That is just so weird if we can feel in us 24/7 and are aware of it.
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Violated-Tristen t1_j637hfd wrote
Reply to The voice in your head can't change volume, so you can't annoy mindreaders by yelling. by Neoslayer
Oh I don’t think that is true at all. My niece has been a “loud thinker” pretty much since the day she was born.
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Reply to comment by Party_Ad_5428 in The voice in your head can't change volume, so you can't annoy mindreaders by yelling. by Neoslayer
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NaditzuKokoro t1_j635r4l wrote
Reply to comment by Escuertol in The voice in your head can't change volume, so you can't annoy mindreaders by yelling. by Neoslayer
I have that being able to just talk in a flow state as well. I used to do it high school when we had to give oral reports that didn't require handing anything in. These days it comes in handy with an argument or a debate.
balrus-balrogwalrus t1_j634d3d wrote
Reply to In the future, the chance of your body being dug up and put under glass so kids can stare at it is not zero. by LeftOnQuietRoad
at least be posed and fossilized doing something badass, like the protoceratops and the velociraptor
Elifereta t1_j634104 wrote
Reply to The voice in your head can't change volume, so you can't annoy mindreaders by yelling. by Neoslayer
Yes but I can turn on my chaotic adhd and anxiety and they can suffer with me
The_Dark_Passenger93 t1_j63366u wrote
Reply to There's an extinction-level sized Asteroid on a collision course with Earth as we speak. by TheMostHumbleSavant
It is not 100 hundred percent sure. It is possible that earth does not experience another extinction level asteroid before the end of Sun's life cycle. And if there is an asteroid that will hit us in about a billion years from now, it isn't that menacing because we have much more to worry about in that time.
And also, how is this a shower thought?
Dawisx13 t1_j6332uk wrote
Reply to In the future, the chance of your body being dug up and put under glass so kids can stare at it is not zero. by LeftOnQuietRoad
There's is literally nothing that has a 0% chance. Even no-clipping through a wall is possible, extremely and unimaginably unlikely but it still isn't an absolute 0% chance.
bloooger3232 t1_j632war wrote
This is by design. When we are finally cashless, it will be the easiest thing for them to snap their fingers and decide we can’t access our “money”. Or you can’t fly on this plane because of your credit score. Or you can’t buy x because you posted x on your social media (that they very much gather data on) and this company doesn’t like that. It’s a harrowing thought
LoftySmalls t1_j632i71 wrote
Reply to It’s a good thing that we can only feel our inner organs when they’re in pain. by crookshanks_cat
Sounds like you sir have never done heavy doses of THC. :)
Try pounding your chest. You can feel the vibrations on the inner walls of your lungs.
BackRowRumour t1_j632h35 wrote
Reply to In the future, the chance of your body being dug up and put under glass so kids can stare at it is not zero. by LeftOnQuietRoad
So in the future they will want to make children queasy?
Oohhhhh. My clothed body.
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TetronautGaming t1_j631m1o wrote
Reply to The voice in your head can't change volume, so you can't annoy mindreaders by yelling. by Neoslayer
False. My inner monologue stays approximately the same volume the whole time, except when one of three things happen:
I have a panic attack (happens an unhealthy amount, every few times I go out for dinner)
I have a headache
An episode of, yes, it is a thing, “Exploding Head Syndrome” kicks in. Nothing is louder than waking up in the middle of the night for no apparent reason, a minute later being almost asleep, then the noise of a wave breaking over your head, combined with screaming, talking, and pretty much every sound you know plays in your head at maximum volume. 0/10, would not recommend.
Moonstoner t1_j631k4u wrote
Reply to The voice in your head can't change volume, so you can't annoy mindreaders by yelling. by Neoslayer
I know every 1980s - 1990s cartoon theme song and I'm not afraid to use them. 1 word. Digimon
TetronautGaming t1_j6312s8 wrote
Reply to comment by Feyden in The voice in your head can't change volume, so you can't annoy mindreaders by yelling. by Neoslayer
Some people, started singing it, not knowing what it was
TetronautGaming t1_j63111z wrote
Reply to comment by Wyldling_42 in The voice in your head can't change volume, so you can't annoy mindreaders by yelling. by Neoslayer
it just goes on and on, my friend,
Nvm someone else did it first.
Nasuno112 t1_j630apr wrote
Reply to comment by Neoslayer in The voice in your head can't change volume, so you can't annoy mindreaders by yelling. by Neoslayer
You are the one mind readers avoid
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Reply to Typing 60 and 100 on a microwave timer are the exact same amount. by bigredmidget
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