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lilbudlilsud t1_j642bhw wrote
Reply to Valentine's Day is coming up but most men will receive their first bouquet of flowers at their funerals. by johnwayne2413
Personally, I am ok with this. I have no interest in receiving flowers.
Neoslayer OP t1_j63wcdk wrote
Reply to comment by i_dont_wanna_be_ in The voice in your head can't change volume, so you can't annoy mindreaders by yelling. by Neoslayer
I'm guessing you think about this on the ordinary
i_dont_wanna_be_ t1_j63w4g6 wrote
Reply to The voice in your head can't change volume, so you can't annoy mindreaders by yelling. by Neoslayer
Imagines car alarms, fire alarm low battery beeps, and all the first person suicide, and possible deaths i can, mind readers would be sick of me since ion need to scream when theyre reading my mind
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MostValuable t1_j63vkv4 wrote
Reply to comment by SoloWarWizard in Valentine's Day is coming up but most men will receive their first bouquet of flowers at their funerals. by johnwayne2413
Saying most men are cheaters is a large stretch
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SoloWarWizard t1_j63tui8 wrote
Reply to Valentine's Day is coming up but most men will receive their first bouquet of flowers at their funerals. by johnwayne2413
More like this...as valentine's day approaches, most men will get flowers at their funeral when their wives see the extra charges on the CCs for gifts they didn't receive.
Bubbles21234 t1_j63toaz wrote
Reply to comment by ThePerfectEmployee in It’s a good thing that we can only feel our inner organs when they’re in pain. by crookshanks_cat
Is it bad that I can always feel my heart beating
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mello-t t1_j63rous wrote
Reply to Valentine's Day is coming up but most men will receive their first bouquet of flowers at their funerals. by johnwayne2413
I’ve received flowers in a romantic way, and I have to say, I really didn’t care. The gesture was nice, but there are more functional gestures that I appreciate more.
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annomandaris t1_j63phyg wrote
Reply to comment by Joe30174 in Pound for pound, humans have very powerful kicks compared to animals. by Shamon_Yu
I dont know about stamina efficiency, humans superpower is that we can get rid of heat efficiently. Take wolves, they can only sweat thru their paws, and their main way to lose heat is by panting, which they cant do while running. So if you were to just keep after them, even if your slower, they will eventually pass out from heat stroke. The same applies to other animals.
Meanwhile the human is jogging after them, sweating all over, the faster they run the more efficient the sweat evaporating is, and they can drink or pour water over them selves as well.
Thats why we win persistance hunting.
vedrit t1_j63ongd wrote
Reply to The voice in your head can't change volume, so you can't annoy mindreaders by yelling. by Neoslayer
No, but I can recreate the sound of my tinnitus. May not be loud, but very piercing.
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AxialGem t1_j63kpye wrote
Reply to Valentine's Day is coming up but most men will receive their first bouquet of flowers at their funerals. by johnwayne2413
If only this was the first time this thought had been reposted though.
Read the rules please, if you saw something in a meme, please don't repost it here
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Reply to People drink coffee in the morning to ensure timely bowel movements. by PravusTheRed
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