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Reply to It’s weird when people use editing to cover their cats’ buttholes in photographs by goawaybatn
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Reply to comment by ashgallows in Valentine's Day is coming up but most men will receive their first bouquet of flowers at their funerals. by johnwayne2413
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ashgallows t1_j65hvyi wrote
Reply to Valentine's Day is coming up but most men will receive their first bouquet of flowers at their funerals. by johnwayne2413
we don't want flowers. we also dont want stuffed animals, not sure why women give those to men lol. like maaaaaybe if it's a particularly strange one, but chances are, it doesn't make the grade.
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LionSlav t1_j65fly9 wrote
OP is tripping, the skin is the worst and the core and stem are the best parts.
Far-Two8659 t1_j65et7m wrote
Reply to comment by ilikewaffles3 in The more of an apple you eat, the less you enjoy eating it. by Lwannagothere
Sure, when you're researching cyanide.
ilikewaffles3 t1_j65enaz wrote
Reply to comment by Far-Two8659 in The more of an apple you eat, the less you enjoy eating it. by Lwannagothere
Because it's the first thing on google...
Far-Two8659 t1_j65ej62 wrote
Reply to comment by ilikewaffles3 in The more of an apple you eat, the less you enjoy eating it. by Lwannagothere
... why do you know what cyanide smells like?
ilikewaffles3 t1_j65eb2f wrote
Reply to comment by Far-Two8659 in The more of an apple you eat, the less you enjoy eating it. by Lwannagothere
Ya that's kind of the joke thats why I said they smell like almonds since cyanide smells like almonds. Also r/woosh
OJSimpsons t1_j65dlws wrote
That's pretty much everything. The law of diminishing returns.
Far-Two8659 t1_j65dfwm wrote
Reply to comment by ilikewaffles3 in The more of an apple you eat, the less you enjoy eating it. by Lwannagothere
Well apple seeds have cyanide so I can't suggest eating those.
ilikewaffles3 t1_j65d70l wrote
Reply to comment by Far-Two8659 in The more of an apple you eat, the less you enjoy eating it. by Lwannagothere
I heard the seeds are especially good and they smell like almonds
IHateMath14 t1_j65d242 wrote
Reply to comment by lilbudlilsud in Valentine's Day is coming up but most men will receive their first bouquet of flowers at their funerals. by johnwayne2413
Give me chocolate instead. Will make use of.
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timegoodaforhere t1_j65ajhh wrote
Reply to comment by Far-Two8659 in The more of an apple you eat, the less you enjoy eating it. by Lwannagothere
I like the apple core lol.
Far-Two8659 t1_j65a03l wrote
Not if you eat it from the top down or bottom up and eat the core as you do it.
Seriously. Try it. Eat an entire apple for the first time in your life and wonder how you've been wasting 1/3 of your apples.
kissmaryjane t1_j659y30 wrote
Reply to comment by EmuHobbyist in The voice in your head can't change volume, so you can't annoy mindreaders by yelling. by Neoslayer
I’m not sure if I have tinnitus or something else, but when I was younger , and nap time came and I would be in my room dead silent , it felt like the walls would be yelling at me. Now I know I just need a fan or white noise but when I didn’t understand it and sat with it, it was horrible.
Mental_Painting_ t1_j659c7y wrote
Well, an apple a day keeps the doctor away but too much of a good thing can turn sour!
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nowhereman1223 t1_j656hme wrote
Reply to comment by Tinypoke42 in We drink alcohol to forget our problems. However, alcohol causes cancer, which is a major problem. by OrganizedxxChaos
Yeah, its ridonkulous.
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Reply to People drink coffee in the morning to ensure timely bowel movements. by PravusTheRed
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