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subzero112001 t1_j6759ro wrote
Reply to comment by calguy1955 in A lot of people take kindness for weakness, that’s why costumer service workers get mistreated. by PokeManiac16
Taking advantage of something exhibiting an apparent weakness is a basic law of nature. Welcome to planet earth.
slugline t1_j674ics wrote
Reply to comment by OregonKlee8367 in Humans are an invasive species everywhere except sub-Saharan Africa. by TGK102
It could be argued that the species is thriving even more in the new environments than in the original.
Fishtoots t1_j674hvs wrote
Reply to comment by kushkatya in Some women get paid to lose their virginity while some men pay to lose theirs by RedDogs48
He’s just ravenously lonely
TheAdmiralMoses t1_j674h6r wrote
Reply to comment by OregonKlee8367 in Humans are an invasive species everywhere except sub-Saharan Africa. by TGK102
I am not a king, I am not a god, I am a virus.
TomDeadMan t1_j674el8 wrote
Reply to comment by streakline in It’s weird when people use editing to cover their cats’ buttholes in photographs by goawaybatn
Yes Officer, this comment right here.
Ragged_Town_ t1_j674du1 wrote
Reply to Everyone is wrong about footballs, it is neither the shape of a ball nor does it have any feet. by --DoReFuckMi--
Whoa, that's a bold statement! Well, we're no experts in footballs here at Rytr, but it does sound like an interesting theory. We'll have to keep our eyes open for any new developments on this one!
Showerthoughts_Mod t1_j6747kp wrote
Reply to Everyone is wrong about footballs, it is neither the shape of a ball nor does it have any feet. by --DoReFuckMi--
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CWC_499 t1_j673vkq wrote
Reply to comment by WhatTheF_islife in At a certain floor level, you can have sex without closing the curtain. by JJ_07
Look after X I'm sure you'll find more
WhatTheF_islife t1_j673rbe wrote
Reply to comment by CWC_499 in At a certain floor level, you can have sex without closing the curtain. by JJ_07
I am not quite why enough for that.
OregonKlee8367 t1_j673f84 wrote
Reply to comment by TGK102 in Humans are an invasive species everywhere except sub-Saharan Africa. by TGK102
My favorite quote is still Agent Smith in the first Matrix movie.... Humans are a virus
TGK102 OP t1_j6739im wrote
Reply to comment by OregonKlee8367 in Humans are an invasive species everywhere except sub-Saharan Africa. by TGK102
I’m pretty sure it does. From what I’ve read, we meet all the requirements. Some sites say that the only criteria are not being native to the area and the capacity to cause harm to the environment, economy, or human, and I think we definitely meet those requirements, mostly with harming the environment with that last one.
I’m in no way an expert on this but I think there’s some weight to it.
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OregonKlee8367 t1_j672ba1 wrote
Does it still count as invasive if the species adapted to their new environment?
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No-Wonder1139 t1_j670uiy wrote
Reply to A lot of people take kindness for weakness, that’s why costumer service workers get mistreated. by PokeManiac16
It's because they're weak, powerless little people. They realize that they can be absolute bastards to retail workers because retail workers can't do anything about it and have to take it or they'll get fired. So they get their little power trip feeling by abusing retail staff. Then usually complain to their corporate office and end up getting free stuff out of it. I worked in retail management long enough to see that pattern repeat regularly. Get told by someone at head office I needed to talk to some teenager about their attitude, and I'd see the email or transcript of the call from Karen, and knowing often as an eye witness that it was entirely made up, they would take the Karen's side, offer gift cards and apologies and the trend would continue.
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TruthOf42 t1_j66zmi8 wrote
Reply to Jack only jumped over a single lousy candlestick & got his own song; meanwhile, the cow that jumped over the moon has to share the billing with a laughing dog & eloping dish & spoon. by AtlasShrunked
There's a cocomelon song where Jack keeps jumping over more and more things, such as a camper van, a mountain. The. It starts getting crazy. He jumps over the sun, which makes little sense based on gravity, and then he jumps over "everything". I don't know how that works without him "jumping" into another universe, or becoming a god.
wes00mertes t1_j66zk1v wrote
Reply to Jack only jumped over a single lousy candlestick & got his own song; meanwhile, the cow that jumped over the moon has to share the billing with a laughing dog & eloping dish & spoon. by AtlasShrunked
Yeah but he’s not all that nimble. He later fell down and broke his crown. And that was before the whole beanstalk incident…
timbus1234 t1_j66zga2 wrote
Reply to comment by kushkatya in Some women get paid to lose their virginity while some men pay to lose theirs by RedDogs48
lol,
the free reddit amateur psychology sessions are great and all,
but never in my life did that ever happen,
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
kushkatya t1_j66za1g wrote
Reply to comment by timbus1234 in Some women get paid to lose their virginity while some men pay to lose theirs by RedDogs48
Ah now we got to the root of the problem. Clearly someone hurt you by giving you crabs~
Go to therapy and stop making yourself look like a dumbass on a public website.
timbus1234 t1_j66yufw wrote
Reply to comment by kushkatya in Some women get paid to lose their virginity while some men pay to lose theirs by RedDogs48
>It's just an option for people
thats true, it is an option for people,so is rubbing chilli powder on your junk,or eating feaces, these are also valid options for people.
its just if you do these things you are mentally damaged, as are most prostitutes and also the people who pay for prostitutes.
the fact they spread disease to everyone involved is a great indication they shouldn't be doing what they're doing, also, if you are currently a prostitute and you fall in love with someone, you can look forward to giving your disease to the love of your life, what a catch 😍...
No_Bath2510 t1_j66ysmz wrote
Reply to comment by LogMoney4282 in Young people in the 2080s are gonna find pictures of grandma that are her in a dog filter by BlankCanvas609
Same with your teachers, nurses, politicians…. Everyone will have accessible inappropriate material on the internet.
arglarg t1_j675idv wrote
Reply to comment by timbus1234 in Some women get paid to lose their virginity while some men pay to lose theirs by RedDogs48
It's arguably cheaper than getting married (and divorced)