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knowing there are a lot of short ones you don't find is worse

I think he is referring to the idea that you can safely withdraw 4% per annum and not lose your initial capital

Oh no. They're adapting!

That's because young goths or like we are called in the scene baby bats have problems to show themselves in the sun or we will sparkle too much like the twilight's vampires and we don't want to be associated with that

Don't know where you are but I see baby bats all the time. It makes me very happy.

Don't remind me! My daughter had waist length hair, I was enjoying a Sunday roast when I detected a persistent tickle in my throat. I decided to investigate the problem with a probing finger and thumb. Eventually I pinched hold of the offending strand, I slowly started to draw it out, I knew I was in for a long haul, I could feel it dragging deep in my stomach.

Three feet of hair festooned with particles of roast potato, lamb and peas.

The first one I ran into that was Guardians of the Galaxy 2... Marvel using your younger sibling's birth year as a flashback year just makes you feel so much older..

There are only too known exceptions Me and my gf

I agree that it has passed, but I’d say 2-3 million with no/low debt is “rich”.

There’s no point in having even 10 million, if you owe 10+ million. Living within your means is key.

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Born on the Fourth of July…Yankee Doodle Dandy…Easter Parade…My Funny Valentine…Bunny Hop…Labor Day…Betty Valentine…The Lost Valentine…All Things Valentine…I Hate Valentine’s Day…Be My Valentine…Memorial Day…Dreidel Dreidel Dreidel. All songs and movies about holidays.

Both on minus. Does that count?

This is true. The goth is known to hibernate

We’re past that point already. In my area, homes are 1.5 - 2m. So if you lived here and suddenly got 2 mil, you’d not be rich, you’d just be able to buy a house to live in.

You can see some at university, but its cold currently so they are sleeping

That's becuase their natural habitats are no longer around. A magical place called the Mall

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Instructions unclear, watched an inflation tooth fairy hentai instead

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Seems fitting.

Some movies have flash backs from only a couple months prior

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