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fpv_Preitje t1_j6fz6i2 wrote
Reply to The Tooth Fairy injects mass amounts of newly-created money into the economy and therefore directly causes inflation. by I_Seen_Some_Stuff
You thought of this under the shower. Dried yourself off. Went on the computer. Typed this shit up. and posted it on Reddit!? Why??
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TheFishOwnsYou t1_j6fyrkk wrote
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Please leave my neck alone.
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Illithilitch t1_j6fy5d5 wrote
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Not to mention kidney problems.
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NumberDodger t1_j6fxo6f wrote
Reply to We actually back our way through life. We see the past like it's in front of us but the future is invisible, behind us. by SteamStarship
Alone of all the creatures in the world, trolls believe that all living things go through Time backwards. 'If the past is visible and the future is hidden,' they say, 'then it means you must be facing the wrong way. Everything alive is going through life back to front.
Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man
MarsMonkey88 t1_j6fxjjv wrote
Reply to You don't see young goths anymore. by tximinoman
Tragically, young goths were all wiped out in the tsunami of adulthood that swept across the continent about 10 years ago. Their population has not recovered. There is some hope that a resurgence in the popularity of early aughts emo music may help the young goth larvae pupate to maturation, however longitudinal studies take time…
Daddy616 t1_j6fx0ay wrote
We nEeD tO rAiSe MiNiMuM WaGe...
The super villains at the top refuse to compromise their profit margin.
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Violated-Tristen t1_j6fvlo7 wrote
Reply to The Tooth Fairy injects mass amounts of newly-created money into the economy and therefore directly causes inflation. by I_Seen_Some_Stuff
Our “granddaughter” had a really loose tooth (her first) and came to visit from another country. We had a really deep conversation about the various tooth fairies of the world. She was convinced that the American tooth fairy would have called the Canadian tooth fairy… but in case she hadn’t; Our little one figured she could take the tooth back to the States with her and get her money then. It worked out the tooth fairy not only left her money but a tiny little envelope with three page letter in it signed just for her.
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AangAndTheFireLord t1_j6fvjl1 wrote
Reply to You know you’re old when your birth year starts being used as a flashback in movies by Ocars22
They flash back like 3 years in movies, wtf are you talking about?
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Ridethepig101 t1_j6fvfts wrote
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As an elder goth, it is always sad for me to go to the mall and not see cliques of teenagers meandering through the mall. On my most recent trip, I saw a group of teenage goths, and my heart soared. Platform shoes, all black everything, chains, technicolor hair cut like a Flock of Seagulls band member the whole shebang.
BreakerSoultaker t1_j6fuhnp wrote
A million isn’t “rich” now. Think about it, to quit work and retire, assuming you live 20 years you need a million dollars and will get about $7K a month.
Professional-Row-605 t1_j6fu7e6 wrote
Reply to You know you’re old when your birth year starts being used as a flashback in movies by Ocars22
No.. when your high school or young adult years start showing up on flash backs.
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Supercompositeman13 t1_j6ftu0e wrote
Reply to comment by _tyjsph_ in You know you’re old when your birth year starts being used as a flashback in movies by Ocars22
What?
Supercompositeman13 t1_j6ftsmy wrote
Reply to comment by OntheRiverBend in You know you’re old when your birth year starts being used as a flashback in movies by Ocars22
I’m only doing well because nepotism mainly but thanks
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