Christians believe that a sky wizard cursed humanity because his clay golems ate a magical fruit offered to them by a talking snake that lived in an enchanted garden. The only way to escape the curse is to worship the sky wizard's undead zombie son who can walk on water and perform instant fermentation spells.

Einstein himself was an agnostic not an atheist, but you believe that having a theory is wrong. A theory that can not be disproven is not wrong I'm sorry, we just can tell if it's right, you included. My opinion on the matter is that the universe confounds me and I cannot imagine that this big clock exists and has no clockmaker

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Unfortunately for this shower thoughts it's less than that. Theologists in monotheist religions do not refute the idea of evolution. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_views_on_evolution

I'm depressed and right now everyone around me hopes I do nothing during the day cause I'll be honest, I haven't had the brightest ideas lately.

I belive that these stories are a metaphore, and not a real depiction of what happened

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_views_on_evolution

That is true. And science doesn't claim to have answers those questions. While religion does. This disqualifying itself from being taken seriously in any discourse about the beginning of our existence.

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Tell me who said it, I will end their lives, filthy pilgrims.

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Not sure what you're on about, the news is pretty big business. Lots of people watch it.

...and they do provide solutions. Thats usually the problem people complain about, because that's both opinion and inherently politically biased being that anything worth reporting on is a complex issue without easy solutions.

He's talking about how scientists explain the beginning of the universe. Even time was created with the universe. How the universe began from nothing? Nobody will ever be able to answer this question which in a way validate the theory of an existing god. If you study islam and the story of Adam and eve it does not exclude the theory of evolution, neither the process of waiting a long time for everything to turn into something else, it's just a matter of interpretation. I don't know for the other religions

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_views_on_evolution

I mean that is why stem cells are a huge focus of research. The body in theory has the instruction and ,in theory, the material.

People here have no humour, this was a funny shower tought but no, let's go all Mythbusters mode. Achually the baby grows it's own legs.. Really? Would have not guessed

It's the new business model for journalism. If you don't pay for news with a subscription, the only way they can survive is by relying on advertisers, and advertisers just want to see high click rates.

If you don't pay for news, you have no one to blame but yourself.

Do we all remember that NCIS episode where two people were typing on the same keyboard at the same time?

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Only a stupid parent would dislike homework for their child. Anyone with half a brain understands the incredible value of homework.

Unless that specific homework is particularly counterproductive to education.

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Lol... I guess it's the thought that counts

Or how awful it must be to be the construction site, and also in charge of all waste removal

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Can confirm.

I look forward to the weekends, and then on a Saturday I sit and mope all day.

I both like having time to do nothing and hate having nothing to do.

My old dos box I played doom 2 on in early 2000s didn't even have a mouse or speakers.