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D34TH_5MURF__ t1_j6lwktb wrote
Reply to World peace is absolutely achievable. by [deleted]
Sure, all you have to do is get rid of religion, nationalism, class warfare, and anything else humans use to devalue, control, and dehumanize other human beings.
BillyRay_Valentine t1_j6lwghv wrote
Reply to The amount of people that do not know that a cold sore is herpes is surprising. by BellyScratchFTW
These are the same people that think The Clap is a punk band from the 80’s and Syphilis is that guy pushing the huge rock up hill.
Silent-is-Golden t1_j6lwfmc wrote
Reply to Humans are one of the few species that sees the raising of our arms as a sign of peace rather than aggression. by crookshanks_cat
Maybe if I make myself big it will intimidate the police officer into peacefully arresting.... ha ha suckers fooled them real good... Can anyone help me post bail?
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hidden-in-plainsight t1_j6lwc8i wrote
Reply to comment by Teethredit in Before you slap a woman's ass, practice on yours first by YtSabit
Haha!
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The-Hyruler t1_j6lwa0n wrote
Reply to comment by mtnbikingvampwitch in The internet has become essentially 5 giants sites all sharing screen shots of each other and not much else. by DominosFan4Life69
Of course, and if your only cooking experience is with a microwave you're not going to be good at cooking.
But we're not talking about someone who only does one thing. Online socializing is still a type of socializing and it's definitely more healthy than no socializing at all.
ColdEngineBadBrakes t1_j6lw8tt wrote
Reply to comment by Purple_Mode_ in All lost things can be found by Alfiy_wolf
They're right there!
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arlondiluthel t1_j6lw72p wrote
Reply to Despite the stereotype that women love shoes, the vast majority of characters in movies who never wear shoes are female. by wimpykidfan37
Easy reasoning... a woman's bare feet are considered "sexy". Who wants to look at a dude's feet?
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mtnbikingvampwitch t1_j6lvvwr wrote
Reply to comment by The-Hyruler in The internet has become essentially 5 giants sites all sharing screen shots of each other and not much else. by DominosFan4Life69
That's the only way it can be taken. Social skills .. are skills you develop over time of being social. If your only social interaction is online, your social skills in real life will be more difficult.
DifficultSwim t1_j6lvppi wrote
Reply to comment by Sabarkaro in Before you slap a woman's ass, practice on yours first by YtSabit
It's a matter of mechanics.
When Im slapping someone's ass, I can windmill my arm to generate full force before applying it. When I slap my own ass Im limited to the flexibility of my shoulders.
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Reply to Mermaids have lungs in their upper bodies and gills in their lower bodies. by wimpykidfan37
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ColdEngineBadBrakes t1_j6luyv0 wrote
Reply to Dad Dash- an app where you get delivery from the hardware store, auto parts store, and also have service where they will come teach you how to tie a tie or whatever. Like Uber but not that. by [deleted]
It would be business savvy to deploy the YouTube-killing EMP bomb first.
dale1320 t1_j6luyng wrote
Reply to World peace is absolutely achievable. by [deleted]
Methinks you are more likely to experience whirled peas than world peace.
Teethredit t1_j6luvc5 wrote
Ok, but idk if she'll still be into it after seeing me spank myself first
Oldamog t1_j6lurq4 wrote
Reply to We always talk about how old tools seem to be sturdier and last longer, but maybe it’s just the case of older tools that were sturdier not being discarded over the years by DerangedAlien
Survivorship Bias. I'd be tempted to agree but side by side comparison shows it's not
BillyRay_Valentine t1_j6lwma3 wrote
Reply to comment by Real_Project870 in The amount of people that do not know that a cold sore is herpes is surprising. by BellyScratchFTW
I got pox late in life and man was it bad. I got those shots as soon as I could because I am not game for shingles at all!