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GoatTotes t1_j6mqq78 wrote
Reply to Adults only curse around adults. Kids only curse around kids. Everyone curses, its just taboo across generations. by Chipbread
🤷‍♂️ Everyone I know with kids curse around them... and a few let their kids curse. They're just words.
maloneth t1_j6mqkoe wrote
Reply to comment by RiC_David in Adoption is the 'skip intro' button for parenting. by thedbm
More like…
You know when you buy a game, and sometimes it forces you to make an account on the developers site? So you go all the way to the computer, start the surprisingly lengthy process, only to realize that you already have an account on the site… but fuck, what was the password? Which email address did I use? And what was the password for THAT email account? God damn I’m not even at the menu yet!
It’s like that. But instead of asking “what username do you want?” They ask “How’s your sex life? Does your dick work? Any trauma?”
And THEN the developers awkwardly call your ex who you haven’t talked to in 10 years, just to check if you’re domestically abusive.
And by the end you go “Fuck… Midnight Suns better be worth it.”
Perfect_Variation_ t1_j6mqjkr wrote
Money may control men, but it's men who control the money - so don't forget to stay in charge of your finances!
0K4M1 t1_j6mqhbt wrote
Reply to World peace is absolutely achievable. by [deleted]
Oh sure like world anger and war and wealth / inequality... it's just a matter of time. Wait for humankind disappearing and it will happen in no time
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DaGurggles t1_j6mqapy wrote
Reply to comment by BellyScratchFTW in The amount of people that do not know that a cold sore is herpes is surprising. by BellyScratchFTW
You can still have it without symptoms. It may be dormant in your body.
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pifuhvpnVHNHv t1_j6mpwnq wrote
Reply to comment by icelandichorsey in All of us have direct ancestors who survived 5 global mass extinctions and outlived the dinosaurs by Arinupa
They will die out tho, far quicker than the rest of us.
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Reply to We can't smell our own nasal mucus by Whoever_Mesa
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pifuhvpnVHNHv t1_j6mpnsg wrote
Reply to comment by icelandichorsey in All of us have direct ancestors who survived 5 global mass extinctions and outlived the dinosaurs by Arinupa
All the anti vaxers will die out soon enough anyway. Evolution will fix it.
bloooger3232 t1_j6mpegx wrote
Reply to The amount of people that do not know that a cold sore is herpes is surprising. by BellyScratchFTW
Now that I think about it it’s been like 10 years since I’ve had a cold sore pop up. I used to have them every so often as a teen but in my late 20s I can’t even remember the last time one popped up.
[deleted] t1_j6mp95o wrote
Reply to comment by Saoirsenobas in Fully blind people don’t see the same thing we do when our eyes are closed ; they do not see black, they simply do not see. by KoexD
But you can still see light through the eyelid, meaning a closed eye without light is seeing black, not nothing… or maybe I’m just an idiot
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iZMXi t1_j6mp071 wrote
Reply to The direction of temperature is arbitrary. There is no reason for hot objects to be assigned a larger number than cold ones by Crux_AMVS24
Wrong. Temperature is molecular kinetic energy. More jiggling = more temperature. It's measuring a physical phenomenon with clear effects on the world. You might as well say it's arbitrary to call a taller person "6 feet" and a shorter person "5 feet."
Blyatmancyka t1_j6mozau wrote
Reply to comment by wildadragon in There's a perception that you can't just invent a word, and yet hundreds of thousands of them have been invented by pufballcat
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rustprony t1_j6mostf wrote
Reply to When we count to 10 we are actually counting 9 as we start counting at 1 instead of zero. by [deleted]
Stop thinking in the shower. It’s hurts my mind when you do that
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Reply to We can't smell our own nasal mucus by Whoever_Mesa
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Reply to You can just throw trash at people. by Tux_Bear
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Individual-Praline17 t1_j6moc35 wrote
Reply to Humanity isn't inherently evil or destructive. We just don't have any predators or competition keep us in check. by Zeo_Leviathan
Oh, yes, because a common enemy is the ONLY way an entire species could be united. The only way to stop hating each other is to have someone we can hate together. Do you see the " minor" problem I'm about to point out?
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Reply to There's a perception that you can't just invent a word, and yet hundreds of thousands of them have been invented by pufballcat
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