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Ragged_Town_ t1_j6p68e5 wrote
Reply to Cannibals can just eat placentas (post-birth), and everyone gets what they want… by Neat-Cold-7235
Wow, that's one way to solve the problem! But don't worry, we won't be going there anytime soon. ;)
smurficus103 t1_j6p68b0 wrote
Reply to comment by ________________me in Insects use outside bones to protect inside meat. While humans use outside meat to protect inside bones which protect inside meat by RanniSimp
Chairs aren't always sit-able height
AnonPlzzzzzz t1_j6p66r6 wrote
Reply to comment by YouAnswerToMe in Daylight only becomes broad if a crime is committed in it. by YouAnswerToMe
I prefer to call it the gooch.
So, "Face gooch".
Still_kinda_hungry t1_j6p6476 wrote
Reply to Cannibals can just eat placentas (post-birth), and everyone gets what they want… by Neat-Cold-7235
Sometimes I'm not in the mood for people veal. I'd like a dry aged steak
milochuisael t1_j6p6426 wrote
Reply to comment by Snowfreak2507 in Before you slap a woman's ass, practice on yours first by YtSabit
It’s always more of a chop
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Deinonychus2012 t1_j6p60e2 wrote
Reply to comment by TheOGburnzombie in The amount of people that do not know that a cold sore is herpes is surprising. by BellyScratchFTW
Child could have had it congenitally from its mom, your mom could've gotten it from the baby's spit as it was crying.
MOUSENEISNER t1_j6p5zo5 wrote
Reply to comment by GreenLightening5 in Daylight only becomes broad if a crime is committed in it. by YouAnswerToMe
You've never been to FL.
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Reply to comment by Lucy_Little_Spoon in When everyone is woke, the ones who are actually woke are the ones who aren't woke. by raydditor
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Reply to The ending of 2023 is 123123. by tpb772000
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elpajaroquemamais t1_j6p5pso wrote
Saying the word also moves the sound from the back of your mouth to the front.
FortBlocks t1_j6p5h4o wrote
Reply to comment by FastWalkingShortGuy in Daylight only becomes broad if a crime is committed in it. by YouAnswerToMe
Flashlight in bread daylight??
GreenLightening5 t1_j6p5g1i wrote
all daylight is broad, i've never seen someone limit daylight to just one spot.
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Reply to The ending of 2023 is 123123. by tpb772000
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dragoncop1 t1_j6p5cgl wrote
Reply to comment by do0tz in Daylight only becomes broad if a crime is committed in it. by YouAnswerToMe
Edit: I'm got r/woooosh
Original comment - Flesh... You can figure out the rest
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Reply to The ending of 2023 is 123123. by tpb772000
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the_honest_liar t1_j6p59q1 wrote
Reply to You can mix a lot of wasabi into guacamole before it becomes visually noticeable by mylizard
Can you have this shower thought again around mid-late March? Cause that's pretty excellent. Maybe some strawberries in the salsa.
MicrosoftContin t1_j6p51tz wrote
You're not a medium, you're an extra large - Cyanide and Happiness
AlucardNoir13 t1_j6p4ztn wrote
Why toothpaste? This is true for literally any product we consume. Ex. The last 5% of a jug of milk lasts longer than the first 95% you drank...
Kraken160th t1_j6p4u8l wrote
Reply to People think or horses as domesticated even though there are still protected lands where they can remain wild and free. by darkxmoon
To be fair they are you are literally looking at the ones that got loose from the pens just a few generations removed.
Epyx-2600 t1_j6p4m15 wrote
Reply to comment by GoatTotes in Adults only curse around adults. Kids only curse around kids. Everyone curses, its just taboo across generations. by Chipbread
I agree, just words, but I want my kids to learn how to express themselves better. Swear when the situation calls for it but not excessively. Smash a thumb with a hammer - not upset if an F-bomb flys out, but I draw the like at casual swearing. I try not to express myself like that as well.
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________________me t1_j6p4iis wrote
Reply to comment by MicrosoftContin in Insects use outside bones to protect inside meat. While humans use outside meat to protect inside bones which protect inside meat by RanniSimp
If you connect 4 sticks to some surface, you can sit on it!
Rough_Jacket4023 t1_j6p4gnc wrote
Reply to comment by JaninnaMaynz in The amount of people that do not know that a cold sore is herpes is surprising. by BellyScratchFTW
Throw away the balm and use the medicine
TheEarlyStation22 t1_j6p6bm7 wrote
Reply to Daylight only becomes broad if a crime is committed in it. by YouAnswerToMe
Hahah
I may now start saying “broad daylight” for random things.
“I mowed the lawn in BROAD DAYLIGHT HELEN! BROAD DAYLIGHT!!”