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Useful_Effort_ t1_j6pald9 wrote
Reply to Zombies are always seen dripping blood when they get stabbed or shot in the head but since they are dead their heart shouldn’t be able to pump blood by DadIsMadAtMe
Well, that's a bit of a conundrum! We guess the only explanation is that zombie blood must have some kind of magical properties, allowing it to defy all laws of physics and keep flowing even without a living heart. That's one mystery we may never be able to solve!
Auliya6083 t1_j6pacwf wrote
Reply to comment by Enorats in The ending of 2023 is 123123. by tpb772000
Because they say 31st of January. That's how it's said in my language too. USA is just weird
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EaddyAcres t1_j6pa86g wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in In our lifespan we don't even get to meet 1% of the human population by rrZih
Whats Rytr? Never heard of it.
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Flimsy_Childhood_645 t1_j6pa5rq wrote
Reply to comment by stumblewiggins in The ending of 2023 is 123123. by tpb772000
No. Just no.
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Reply to comment by Enorats in The ending of 2023 is 123123. by tpb772000
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mylizard OP t1_j6p9w7n wrote
Reply to comment by the_honest_liar in You can mix a lot of wasabi into guacamole before it becomes visually noticeable by mylizard
Lol I’ll try
707Guy t1_j6p9von wrote
Reply to comment by Planedrawn in Daylight only becomes broad if a crime is committed in it. by YouAnswerToMe
Was gonna reference this specific crime as well.
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Reply to That 90s Show is farther from the 90s than that 70s Show was from the 70s by islandofcaucasus
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anally_ExpressUrself t1_j6p9ium wrote
We also rarely hear about other sources of broad light. Broad moonlight. Broad candlelight. Broad fluorescent light.
Enorats t1_j6p9he8 wrote
Reply to comment by FormulaDriven in The ending of 2023 is 123123. by tpb772000
I'll never understand why the rest of the world doesn't do it the same way. That order is literally how we say the date. We don't say the day followed by the month. It's January 31st, not 31st January.
I'd guess it's a language thing, but other English speaking countries also do it strangely, so it can't be that.
RanniSimp OP t1_j6p9h89 wrote
Reply to comment by ________________me in Insects use outside bones to protect inside meat. While humans use outside meat to protect inside bones which protect inside meat by RanniSimp
Man if only there was this thing where language were malleable and could be used to express thoughts in deliberately humors ways.
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banjodance_ontwitter t1_j6p9erq wrote
Reply to comment by SteveInMotion in Daylight only becomes broad if a crime is committed in it. by YouAnswerToMe
I prefer my jokes rare
spanky_rockets t1_j6p9aqt wrote
Reply to comment by FastWalkingShortGuy in Daylight only becomes broad if a crime is committed in it. by YouAnswerToMe
He’s using a flashlight in brad daylight
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Epyx-2600 t1_j6p91qa wrote
Reply to comment by aaronwcampbell in Any product can be made to look luxury with the right packaging/branding. by Master_Jee
Yeezy made those ugly plastic croc looking shoes that sold as lux items
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Unused_Application_ t1_j6p8v4s wrote
Yeah, it's definitely an out-of-body experience! It's like hearing someone else talk about yourself but in a different voice. It's pretty wild and can be a little unsettling at first, but it can also be really funny too.
Shlafenflarst t1_j6paljc wrote
Reply to Zombies are always seen dripping blood when they get stabbed or shot in the head but since they are dead their heart shouldn’t be able to pump blood by DadIsMadAtMe
Well, they can walk, they can eat, their muscles obviously work despite them being dead, why not the heart ?