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Nero-xxx t1_j6pgecx wrote
Reply to comment by stumblewiggins in The ending of 2023 is 123123. by tpb772000
Utter chaos.
ApocalypseSpokesman t1_j6pgdh4 wrote
Reply to Zombies are always seen dripping blood when they get stabbed or shot in the head but since they are dead their heart shouldn’t be able to pump blood by DadIsMadAtMe
There's no way to make zombies work.
They would dehydrate and dry up pretty rapidly. They would run out of energy, regardless of what's making them tick, also pretty rapidly.
They couldn't possibly be strong, they'd be more like elderly cancer patients, doddering on for a few hours before collapsing in a heap, never to move again.
RobotMonkeytron t1_j6pgd00 wrote
Reply to comment by sin-and-love in Daylight only becomes broad if a crime is committed in it. by YouAnswerToMe
My friend wrecked his first car because he zagged when he should have zigged.
Hysterical_Control_ t1_j6pgae7 wrote
Reply to There’s a good chance that college students who use chatGPT aren’t the ones paying for their education by [deleted]
Well, if chatGPT helps them save time & money, then at least they can use those savings to buy some textbooks or something!
Leprechaun_Giant t1_j6pga35 wrote
Reply to comment by namoonara in Daylight only becomes broad if a crime is committed in it. by YouAnswerToMe
Nobody is about to make ado about something
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DigitalDeath12 t1_j6pg96l wrote
Reply to comment by generalfrost423 in Daylight only becomes broad if a crime is committed in it. by YouAnswerToMe
How’d you go from narrow nightdark to general frost? Some sort of reverse Darth Vader story or something?
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deagh t1_j6pg5q5 wrote
Reply to comment by sics2014 in Most people have never seen a John Wayne movie. by [deleted]
Yeah, my mom was a huge John Wayne fan. Every time I see The Quiet Man (which is neither a cowboy movie nor a war movie, btw) it takes me back to my childhood.
Same with Elvis movies, as the local TV station of my childhood showed Elvis movies every Sunday. They're all pretty much the same movie, but it reminds me of my childhood.
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Agreeable_Tower3582 t1_j6pg3qi wrote
Reply to comment by stonka_truck in The word 'Crisps' has a questionable number of syllables. by SANCTIMONY_METER
Kuh reh is puh ss
DrBatman0 t1_j6pg2k7 wrote
A syllable is a unit of sound in a word that is typically made up of a vowel or a combination of a vowel and one or more consonants, and that is typically perceived as a distinct sound. In linguistic terms, a syllable is defined as a unit of sound in speech that is pronounced in one pulse or beat, and that forms a unit of rhythm in language
Gathose1 t1_j6pg1k4 wrote
Reply to comment by hankventure83 in We’ve all kicked a pregnant woman at one point by Serenitybyjan88
Congratulations! :)
dragoncop1 t1_j6pg0qa wrote
Reply to comment by RugsbandShrugmyer in Daylight only becomes broad if a crime is committed in it. by YouAnswerToMe
Ah so thats why I got the woooosh, because people couldn't tell what word to finish with God damn I really am a dumbass and I deserve that woooosh /j
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Reply to comment by xpknightx in Daylight only becomes broad if a crime is committed in it. by YouAnswerToMe
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Icy-End8895 t1_j6pfraj wrote
Reply to comment by namoonara in Daylight only becomes broad if a crime is committed in it. by YouAnswerToMe
Yeah, they go together like lamb and tuna fish.
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Mytro93 t1_j6pfoej wrote
Reply to comment by mustichooseausernam3 in Daylight only becomes broad if a crime is committed in it. by YouAnswerToMe
Sounds like something a dwarf would say.
RugsbandShrugmyer t1_j6pfo61 wrote
Reply to comment by dragoncop1 in Daylight only becomes broad if a crime is committed in it. by YouAnswerToMe
Fleshbroad in flash breadlight
steveos93 t1_j6pfo55 wrote
Reply to comment by DrBatman0 in The word 'Crisps' has a questionable number of syllables. by SANCTIMONY_METER
Wait, I'm from Ireland, how else is it pronounced other than Skwirl??? Do people say skwir-ell??
KingMwanga t1_j6pfki0 wrote
Reply to comment by dotardiscer in Adoption is the 'skip intro' button for parenting. by thedbm
If someone writes your name on the birth certificate you can bypass most of this
Icy-End8895 t1_j6pfk3x wrote
Reply to comment by travoltaswinkinbhole in Daylight only becomes broad if a crime is committed in it. by YouAnswerToMe
And don’t even get me started on those safelight vans.
DrBatman0 t1_j6pgfs1 wrote
Reply to comment by steveos93 in The word 'Crisps' has a questionable number of syllables. by SANCTIMONY_METER
Yep. Short I sound like in "is" - skwi - rel.
See also, professor Quirrell. Like that but with an s.