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TRANSLATION: "People eat peppers for the spice, which is the exact trait that they evolved in order to not be eaten."

It was only overhearing my friends 11 year old daughter that I remember how blushingly obscene a little girl can be.

I sincerely hope she knows little boys don't want to do anything to whatever she thinks that part of her body is called, even if she feels the need to diddle her cookie with a wicket about it.

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Or because you're a creep who can't understand what "no" means.

Thank you for being so comforting o great one

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Gotta teach those foetuses respect at an early age.

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But the number of the month is smaller bc there are fewer months, so it's first.

I'm going to need you to spell this out for me.

Finally thought I had the world figured out and now everything once again is in question.

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I'm not crazy familiar with the law, but in a case that happened to a couple I know personally they kept a relationship with the bio-mom. Well one day on a visit she abducted the child. It took awhile for them to get her back and it almost looked like they wouldn't. Basically what saved them was that she adducted the child. If she had properly gone through the court system likely they would have given the child back to bio-mom.

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it's funny how delusional people like you think you proved me wrong when absolutely nothing you said contradicts with my assertion that conflict will always exist

And it looks like the days sure are getting longer, if ya know what I mean.

I’m sitting here pregnant like…who the heck plans on kicking me?! Oooooh, currently my son is! 😅

Like you started out evil and then grew up to become a great do-good leader who finds out he has a son from a time he had when he was still evil but really close to becoming good.

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Happens to the best of us, and as the best of us, I'd know 😎

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