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Reply to comment by Winter_Match5072 in Adults only curse around adults. Kids only curse around kids. Everyone curses, its just taboo across generations. by Chipbread
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Lump-of-baryons t1_j6pjazt wrote
Reply to comment by hankventure83 in We’ve all kicked a pregnant woman at one point by Serenitybyjan88
Congrats man, 4 weeks ago our first was born, best wishes to you both!
TheQuarantinian t1_j6pj9vl wrote
Reply to comment by Commentment_Phobe in There’s a good chance that college students who use chatGPT aren’t the ones paying for their education by [deleted]
He's talking about kids who get a free ride from first bank of dad.
LordVaderVader t1_j6pj9ha wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Fully blind people don’t see the same thing we do when our eyes are closed ; they do not see black, they simply do not see. by KoexD
But it's black
Yellow_Snow_Globe t1_j6pj5j1 wrote
Reply to comment by namoonara in Daylight only becomes broad if a crime is committed in it. by YouAnswerToMe
Can’t have nooks without crannies apparently, whatever the fuck crannies are. Use crannies in any sentence by itself
Edit: well, I learned something today
cran·ny /ˈkranē/
noun
plural noun: crannies
a small, narrow space or opening.
BEAT-THE-RICH t1_j6pj36c wrote
Reply to comment by Juzofle in The word 'Crisps' has a questionable number of syllables. by SANCTIMONY_METER
What about the word ocean
dtwhitecp t1_j6pizco wrote
Reply to comment by FastWalkingShortGuy in Daylight only becomes broad if a crime is committed in it. by YouAnswerToMe
it took me way too long to figure out you've got fleshlights on the brain, a thing most humans do not ever think of
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BorderlineWire t1_j6pivo1 wrote
Reply to comment by Asteroth6 in Daylight only becomes broad if a crime is committed in it. by YouAnswerToMe
It’s a U.K. English thing but has nothing to do with being unwell. Sick and tired of next doors noise for example. Fatigue doesn't really fit the saying.
sonicjesus t1_j6pitn0 wrote
Reply to comment by fatbongo in Adults only curse around adults. Kids only curse around kids. Everyone curses, its just taboo across generations. by Chipbread
They keep telling you you're not the Godson of Satan himself despite the fact you will literally burst into flame if exposed to sunlight.
Metelex t1_j6pirwy wrote
Reply to comment by mustichooseausernam3 in Daylight only becomes broad if a crime is committed in it. by YouAnswerToMe
I think we're onto something here
cheezecake2000 t1_j6pipyk wrote
Reply to comment by dragoncop1 in Daylight only becomes broad if a crime is committed in it. by YouAnswerToMe
One of my co-workers came back in the shop with a box left near our break area. As soon as they opened it, everyone knew exactly what it was. Except one person innocently asking what that transparent, silicone thing with lips is. Oh dear.. Please stay the way you are
idiotsarray t1_j6pilf3 wrote
Reply to comment by jvsweet in Every letter has one syllable except for W, which has 3. by XMalk
Easy
Dub. Ya.
Tiny_Connection1507 t1_j6pif33 wrote
Reply to comment by Dj_Drip_YT in Chilly's are eaten for one specific reason they grow into not to get eaten. by [deleted]
Thank you for your service. I couldn't tell if I was stroking out or the OP was.
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Commentment_Phobe t1_j6pibua wrote
Reply to There’s a good chance that college students who use chatGPT aren’t the ones paying for their education by [deleted]
Are you saying poor people cheat more? Just want to be clear.
sonicjesus t1_j6pibdk wrote
Reply to comment by tatertot225 in Adults only curse around adults. Kids only curse around kids. Everyone curses, its just taboo across generations. by Chipbread
I have no idea what arse worshiper knobgoblin crotch cricket means in Gaelic, and i don't ever want to know the translation.
damp_s t1_j6pi91q wrote
It’s possible, if you lived for a year or two in a 15-20m population city then moved on to a different massive population city in the you’d probably be pushing towards having walked past a few million people after a decade or so
80 million people would have to be a lifetime of it though
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Reply to comment by banjodance_ontwitter in Daylight only becomes broad if a crime is committed in it. by YouAnswerToMe
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generalfrost423 t1_j6pi4yw wrote
Reply to comment by DigitalDeath12 in Daylight only becomes broad if a crime is committed in it. by YouAnswerToMe
My commanding officer, Sliver Shadeshadow, ordered me to kill a village of innocents. That's when I knew I couldn't fight for the empire anymore, and I defected to the rebellion.
stark74518 t1_j6pi33i wrote
Reply to comment by Dj_Drip_YT in Chilly's are eaten for one specific reason they grow into not to get eaten. by [deleted]
Thank you
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Reply to comment by dragoncop1 in Daylight only becomes broad if a crime is committed in it. by YouAnswerToMe
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RugsbandShrugmyer t1_j6phwwx wrote
Reply to comment by dragoncop1 in Daylight only becomes broad if a crime is committed in it. by YouAnswerToMe
I'd say "it's the least I can do", but honestly I think it might be the most. Love you.
Showerthoughts_Mod t1_j6phvtd wrote
Reply to The sentence (read rhymes with lead) can't be proven true, can't be proven false, and isn't a paradox. by JoMoma2
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JohannReddit t1_j6pjl7l wrote
Reply to comment by Useful_Effort_ in Zombies are always seen dripping blood when they get stabbed or shot in the head but since they are dead their heart shouldn’t be able to pump blood by DadIsMadAtMe
Yup, seems like every zombie movie and show has slightly different "rules" to fit the plot's premise.