Same.

If the corporation is big enough, they would get a printer in each country to print the manual in that language.

My mom is sweet but my dad can be a narcissistic asshole, and I rage at him.

But sometimes I rage at my gf too which I’m working on, but years of hearing him scream at my mom messed me up.

Yeah, the expenses are saved in logistics.

Some people’s parents are assholes, spouses are chosen, and typically by compatibility, spouses are way more likely to actually like each other

Your shower thought blows

Yes but then you'd have to a) make sure the correct language documents got into the boxes when shipping to different countries and b) make assumptions about the language(s) spoken by the residents of said country...

Equivocating saying someone would do something to someone actually doing something is just a fallacy.

In a healthy relationship people could very easily be willing to do something like this, maybe not all the time, but willing to. Also in a healthy relationship this would not be a reasonable ask, and therefore wouldn’t be an ask from someone who equally would want the betterment of someone willing to do that, meaning that although the will is there, this probably wouldn’t happen except on rare occasions that it’s reasonable and unasked as a fun little surprise.

Try not to be so negative about things man.

You'd be surprised. It's either the extra binding materials or the extra time to fold up each one. It really adds up.

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Sausage party

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His parents are dead but he totally loved them. Nothing but good things to say.

Doesn't talk to 2 of his siblings because when his mom died, his shiesty sister took stuff without any of their knowledge.

And then before his dad even died, her and one of his brothers quietly moved the title into their names-- and on top of that they made it known during the funeral.

He let them keep it all and has never seen or spoken to them since. Apparently they ask after him to his other siblings often, and when it was mentioned to him he respond with, "and did you tell them I never ask after them?" He feels that they are only greedy and nothing else. He's totally disgusted by the fact that while their parents lay dying, all those 2 could think about was what they could get their grabby claws into.

I'm joking around. I can't say I have the gift, but my mom actively practiced this with a friend in the 70's. They'd pick a time and think about an object. Then call eachother on a rotary phone to see if they were connected. I didn't doubt her then and only a little, now. She was something else

Maybe if I just bonk them on the head first. Kinda wake up their conscience

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MMM is a penis ouroboros. Penis in butt. Penis in butt. Penis in original butt.

hahahaha fact!

More intense

99% of showerthought posts give me a headache. Im convinced most people who follow this subreddit accidentally joined it at one point or another.

This post is giving me a headache lol

Oh that's why I replied back here on Reddit. I thought you weren't listening.

Very true it is a me problem

We can actually fly through space on UFOs, but ya know. They like hiding that from us.

Hahaha, I WISH I knew the secrets of how to actually do it. Maybe one day