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Sorry if my phrasing made you feel left out, I didn’t realise you dedicated your life to making sure both eyes had the same amount of blinks. If it makes you feel any beter, I did mean to say for most people or “probably”. I made this post at 1 AM.

I don't know about this one. It's just a random assumption, it might not even be true.

It's like if I said: "you are a bad singer", because most people are

Exactly the same here

One thing I know for sure - you can tell what kind of parent someone will be by how they treat their pets.

Badly paid? I average better than overtime pay from my primary job on side gigs and I don't have people who can barely change a light bulb let alone do safe construction and repairs telling me how to do it. I also work in increments. I break a job down into multiple goals. Each time I achieve the next goal I get paid or I don't do the next goal. Cuts down on scammers getting free work.

I bet that's the kind of thing you'd say to your parents.

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I laughed way too hard on this, lmfao

You forget your own parents but you'll drive 2 hours for some imaginary girlfriend.

X to doubt

I dunno, a few of my mates seem to contain their entire consciousness in their dicks

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My sister probably has even blinks, she couldn't wink to save her life

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I had a similar line of thought.

One eye has winked more. They have blinked the exact number of times.

Isn't it only considered blinking if it's done with both eyes? If you only use one eye, wouldn't it be a wink instead? What if you only have one eye, is it blinking or winking then? Does it matter whether or not the closing of one or both eyes is reflexive or done at will? I need to go to bed.

Spankbank out of memory error

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The crazier thought is that someone might be out there who’s had the same number of blinks on both eyes. It’s unlikely, but not impossible. Even with uneven blinking

Hemmmm… My imaginary friend just covered its ears when I imagining myself yelling~

Stat tracking for all manner of bodily functions.

Read, write and delete permissions for various chemical levels and current emotional status.

Selective memory deletion.

So many possibilities!