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Hiccupy t1_j9xbay2 wrote
Reply to comment by mello-t in Women have more bones within their bodies than men when they are pregnant by WTFI5THIS
My favorite theory is that God took Adam’s dick bone to make Eve. And that’s why humans don’t have a rod in their schlong anymore like most mammals do.
Rayesafan t1_j9xb6yb wrote
Reply to comment by mello-t in Women have more bones within their bodies than men when they are pregnant by WTFI5THIS
I think that it was poetic imagery on the teamwork between husband and wife. (At his side. Not above or below, but side by side.)
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Flareonti t1_j9xaeow wrote
Almost being runned over an RAM truck yeah pretty much see my father again
taleo t1_j9xa3b4 wrote
How many bones do men have while they're pregnant? It must be hard to answer since it's so rare.
AceOfDiamonds676 t1_j9x9i5e wrote
Reply to comment by denofmark in Most people don’t know the closest they have been to dying by Mr_Pocket_
dude my ex is on like fucking 14 now, and I can barely relapse
uranus_be_cold t1_j9x9db2 wrote
Okay, well, imagine calling a pregnant woman "four eyes".
I highly recommend you do not do that.
AceOfDiamonds676 t1_j9x9bj7 wrote
I didnt come close to dying but I very easily could have died. got into a wreck, completely fucked up my truck and eye. I have permanent eye damage
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Red_Kaji t1_j9x8l4z wrote
Reply to Humans have assigned specific scents to specific genders. (ex. colognes & perfumes) by terminatora777
I love how you attribute it to all of humanity when it's only the people who sell those products
-DethLok- t1_j9x8f5r wrote
Reply to comment by --newTAl-- in Most people don’t know the closest they have been to dying by Mr_Pocket_
Uh, maybe try to be an enlightening force for the better in your home, locality and society?
Good luck, best wishes.
-DethLok- t1_j9x8bu0 wrote
Reply to comment by I_SUCK_DOG_COCKS in Most people don’t know the closest they have been to dying by Mr_Pocket_
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I don't want to comment on the name, but...
-DethLok- t1_j9x89mx wrote
Reply to comment by deez_nuts_730 in Most people don’t know the closest they have been to dying by Mr_Pocket_
Lucky!!
And...
... Only in the USA...
How does an 11 year old have access to a loaded .45 pistol?
Aussie here, that father would be facing serious charges and lose their gun licence - assuming they had one in the first place.
-DethLok- t1_j9x81se wrote
Falling while climbing a cliff face and grabbing a fortunately well rooted bush? Yep!
Coming off my dirt bike at 15 and waking an hour or so later, seeing my left motocross boot ripped nearly in half, despite no damage to my foot, or rest of body (apart from concussion) Yep!
On my bicycle waiting at a stop light for the light to turn green and being rammed by a car behind me deciding not to turn right from the right turn lane, trashing my bike yet... I didn't even fall off it. Yep!
And several incidents in the other 3 decades, so far...
So, not every occasion, but I recall a few where I could have ceased.
cheeseIsNaturesFudge t1_j9x7jwz wrote
Reply to comment by StarSpangledGator in Most people don’t know the closest they have been to dying by Mr_Pocket_
My dad caught me, hanging backwards over the edge himself, by the ankle as a toddler when I decided tipping backwards off a small bridge would be more fun than enjoying a juice sitting on the edge with him.
the1surgeon t1_j9x6tdr wrote
Reply to comment by myrdraal2001 in It's almost always socially acceptable to ask someone for a Tylenol, even if you barely know them by a_username_idk
Well we all know the struggles of headaches.
iheartgold t1_j9x5qz3 wrote
Reply to comment by mello-t in Women have more bones within their bodies than men when they are pregnant by WTFI5THIS
Or just dismissed
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Addamant1 t1_j9x55un wrote
Reply to In society, the fatter you are the less attractive you become but in physics, the fatter you are the more attractive you become. by Independent_Lead8277
Not entirely true, in some Asian cultures the bigger you are the more attractive you are as being fat represents wealth, this might be slowly disappearing but it's a thing
EnderNugget_ t1_j9x4itt wrote
Yeah gracious winners are so boring, like come on man, be a sore loser
Clarkinator69 t1_j9x3r54 wrote
Yep. Back when I was 18, I was riding around late at night with other friends. Guy that was driving nearly hits a guardrail. We loop back around and drive through area again five minutes later. There's a guy on a motorcycle right by said guardrail. Dude had no idea how lucky he was that night.
softiejan013 t1_j9x3ekj wrote
I’d say the closest I’ve been is when I made the decision of trying to swim in a river. (for context, I’m a fairly weak swimmer, only really do it in pools) One moment I was kinda treading water and the next thing I know, a current is pulling me under and I’m swallowing way more river water than I would like to. I would have probably kicked the bucket that day if the group of teenage boys near me and my friend hadn’t noticed me going under.
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Reply to Imagining yourself yell and imaging yourself whisper is the same volume in your head. by [deleted]
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