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GammaGoose85 t1_j9y7m1z wrote
Reply to comment by Le-Baus in Women have more bones within their bodies than men when they are pregnant by WTFI5THIS
Actually I like that phrasing more. Very nice lol
eegocentrik t1_j9y7a3e wrote
Reply to comment by cooldude87 in Our stomach is always trying to kill us, Eating resets the timer.. by feuud
Also hunger is a hormone and its not produced by the stomach.
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faciepalm t1_j9y70ok wrote
Reply to comment by StarSpangledGator in Most people don’t know the closest they have been to dying by Mr_Pocket_
One time while I was three I would have still been underwater at the bottom of a river had a 7 year old not noticed I got nudged in by a dog, 20 metres away from the rest of the group.
Mum still reckons it's the most scared she has been in her life.
hecatesoap t1_j9y5sfg wrote
When I was about eight, I was playing in my backyard. An SUV rolled to a stop near the kitchen garden area. The people inside the car started asking me where to find different places around town. I told them I didn’t know.
They asked me to come closer to the car.
I wouldn’t.
They demanded I come closer so they could “show me something”.
I shook my head no and backed away.
They drove away when they saw my mom stepping outside to find me. Only a few years ago I realized that they would have kidnapped me if I had approached the car.
Teach your children: Adults never ask kids for help.
TheCyrcus t1_j9y5pbt wrote
Reply to There's a certain point at each day where it becomes socially acceptable to drink beer, and weird to drink coffee. by EyeOfTheMemes
I get mildly insecure about drinking at 9am. I work nights so that’s my equivalent of 6pm, but I’m sure other people think they’re just seeing a person with a serious problem, lmao.
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Dahrk25 t1_j9y4sbb wrote
Reply to comment by MrHacki96 in Women have more bones within their bodies than men when they are pregnant by WTFI5THIS
What state are you from?
SingleSpeed27 t1_j9y4jwk wrote
Isn’t it also when they are not pregnant? Like they have one more bone at least
bigdrummy47 t1_j9y4glw wrote
I guess women have more dicks than men when they're pregnant w twin boys?
Ko-jo-te t1_j9y449m wrote
I read this as women have more bones than pregnant men. And even the half second it took my brain to correct this was a half second too much for my liking.
Neither-Return-7821 t1_j9y43k6 wrote
Yeah they do if you’ve literally almost died I’m pretty sure you knew how close it was gonna be
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Reply to comment by Umpteenth_zebra in Women have more bones within their bodies than men when they are pregnant by WTFI5THIS
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cooldude87 t1_j9y3fs7 wrote
Thirst will kill you before starvation, but hunger is that reminder that you need energy.
boxonhead11 t1_j9y3cnz wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Most people don’t know the closest they have been to dying by Mr_Pocket_
My wife is an ER nurse and she has told me, on multiple occasions, about patients who come in because they “have a feeling”.
My biggest fear is that I don’t have the forethought to get myself to a hospital in your situation and I just try to tough it out or sleep it off.
My wife has said many times: “If that person hadn’t come in when they did, they would be dead right now”.
MrHacki96 t1_j9y31vq wrote
Reply to comment by uranus_be_cold in Women have more bones within their bodies than men when they are pregnant by WTFI5THIS
Now I know what I will tell my sister
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Belteshazzar98 t1_j9y2rr8 wrote
Reply to comment by -DethLok- in Most people don’t know the closest they have been to dying by Mr_Pocket_
They would be facing heavy charges here in the US too. They just aren't going to get caught unless someone actually dies or is injured by their kid using the gun.
Oneamongthefence24 t1_j9y2cqx wrote
Yeah but men have a magical bone. They can turn one bone into a lot of bones.
Dashie_2010 t1_j9y25uo wrote
I nearly drowned in a pool as a kid, my school would take us for swimming lessons and at the end of term we were allowed a 'fun day' where we could play with these floating mats, water squirters and things. Anyway, i was a bully magnet for a variety of reasons and they decided it'd be fun to float these big mats over top of me after I'd gone under the water, I ended up blacking out, luckily a lifeguard noticed the kids doing whatever they were doing and must have got me out, that wasn't fun.
I once swapped a power socket out after turning the wrong circuit off, turns out it was live the entire time.
Only other one i can think that would qualify was cycling back form town I was going down a hill and my front wheel slid out over a slick manhole cover, I face grated the road becoming a meat crayon. From a neerby factorys cctv it looks like I lay there for a bit before getting up, jumping back on the bike, cycled at least a mile back before a kind stranger took me to hospital when he found me slumped over on the bridalway. If I wasn't wearing a helmet that day i really don't think I'd have moved from outside that factory. I ended up in hospital with a broken jaw, a few large gashes on my chin and shoulders, nerve damage and loss of feeling in my face and a concussion. I was wairing a helmet then but I make extra sure to put it on now and to not go zooming down hills at stupid speed.
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FrostWareYT t1_j9y1qst wrote
Oh I do! I’d say It was when I got in a crash in the rain on the West Virginia turnpike, thankfully I didn’t hit anyone else when I hydroplaned, just the barrier wall, but there were cars and semis speeding by around a curve, it’s spooky to think how easily I could have been slammed in the side by one of those trucks.
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