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timmyboyoyo t1_j9yooso wrote
Reply to comment by Titanium006 in Women have more bones within their bodies than men when they are pregnant by WTFI5THIS
That's why it's two for them not one
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study-in-scarlet t1_j9ymq8p wrote
Reply to comment by AWholeHalfAsh in Women have more bones within their bodies than men when they are pregnant by WTFI5THIS
Just ram a pair of shades directly into the womb
tatertot225 t1_j9ymio8 wrote
My first memory was my dad saving me from drowning in a pool. Was outside (alone) , probably 3 years old, was told don't go near the pool (above ground) so obviously I was going to go near the pool since it tool up 3/4 of the yard and kids don't listen. Luckily, my sister was walking by the window and saw me fall in. I remember looking up, seeing the rays from the sun scattering from above, then a big Ole fuckin hand grabbing me by the face. Im now 34 and while I may not have saved the lives of my kids yet, my dad reflexes are elite and have prevented several broken bones and long trips to the ER. Wait, that's not true, I let my friends 6 year old drive my sled (he had experience with 4 wheelers) I was hopping on the back and had 1 foot seated in the tunnel. He pinned it, panicked and had a death grip on the throttle, up on one ski, no helmets, my head was inches from metal fence poles by the time I was able to reach up and grab the powder handle, couldn't get his hand off the throttle, got back to 2 skis, and hit the kill switch about 15 feet from the tree line (old pines) and locked the brakes. Whole ordeal was maybe 6 seconds, but felt like a couple mins. From thoughts on how to react to the situation, to taking control and executing a well thought out plan on how to avoid crushing a child between me and my handlebars and ultimately centering my forhead on a tree at 60mph, dad reflexes did it
AceOfDiamonds676 t1_j9ymibp wrote
Reply to comment by denofmark in Most people don’t know the closest they have been to dying by Mr_Pocket_
yeah, 14. I think once or twice was while we were together, and I felt like shit bc of it
oneplusetoipi t1_j9ym5vd wrote
Reply to comment by uranus_be_cold in Women have more bones within their bodies than men when they are pregnant by WTFI5THIS
A friend was pregnant with twin boys and she announced in a meeting she had more penises than anyone else in the meeting.
Showerthoughts_Mod t1_j9ym1m2 wrote
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ringobob t1_j9ym064 wrote
Reply to comment by uranus_be_cold in Women have more bones within their bodies than men when they are pregnant by WTFI5THIS
Depends on the woman, and the day (or the hour, or the minute), but yeah, that's a low odds maneuver.
TarantinoFan23 t1_j9yloy1 wrote
Reply to The unregulated, unmoderated, unprecedented release of true artificial intelligence into our society will be the most unpredictable event of our lifetime by QualityKoalaTeacher
I predict that things will stay mostly the same. AI can't feed starving children.
Shadow_of_wwar t1_j9ykek9 wrote
Reply to comment by Vladi_Sanovavich in Most people don’t know the closest they have been to dying by Mr_Pocket_
God dammit lol.
almightygarlicdoggo t1_j9ykc3t wrote
Reply to comment by LordSnarfington in The only thing binary is the mathematical concept of one and zero, the rest is a spectrum. by pikknz
That depends on the problem domain, for example if you're flying in a commercial plane, do you care how much the door is opened, or whether it's opened/closed? The safety systems just check whether it's opened or not to raise an alarm, so for the safety systems, the door is a binary system
LordSnarfington t1_j9yjjkh wrote
Reply to comment by almightygarlicdoggo in The only thing binary is the mathematical concept of one and zero, the rest is a spectrum. by pikknz
So this may be semantics but couldn't you say a door is partly open? There seems to some non-binary choice involved.
Would open or not open work?
probablyfoodandbeer t1_j9yix4n wrote
My gallbladder leaking bile all over my insides sure wasn’t the furthest I’ve been from dying
evil_lurker t1_j9yigcm wrote
Reply to comment by Ko-jo-te in Women have more bones within their bodies than men when they are pregnant by WTFI5THIS
Agreed. Misplaced modifier.
Pabst_Malone t1_j9yi3p7 wrote
I don’t know, that alligator while I was fishing last weekend seemed to have made a little mile marker for me.
mekdot83 t1_j9yhtwk wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Women have more bones within their bodies than men when they are pregnant by WTFI5THIS
You eat a lot of bones, bro?
Marco45_0 t1_j9yhkhc wrote
I do, and I have more than one! One is when i got so drunk at a birthday party that I wasn't able to walk, talk and understand what people were telling me, that's the closest I've ever got to a coma and since then I kept drinking, but I heavily reduced the amounts of alcohol I consume at parties.
Another one was a bike accident i had. I didn't break any bones but I had some bad cuts and it left me scarred and now I don't ride motorcycles anymore.
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