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momma3critters t1_j9zt8n5 wrote
My closest was th roughing up 3/4 of a gallon of blood and clots from a bleeding ulcer. My BP was what they call 40 over palp. Can’t hear the bottom number only feel it. Got to ride in medical helicopter to a larger hospital over that one.
LukXD99 t1_j9zt024 wrote
Reply to comment by LastofUs1296 in Almost all pictures of food show food that no longer exists. by LastofUs1296
Not with that attitude!
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Reply to No one ever went uphill by accident. by K-88
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mangoman39 t1_j9zreup wrote
16 years old. Driving in the country. Hit a tree at about 50mph. Sharpened tree branch broke through the windshield. Scratched me in the middle of my forehead. Seat belt saved my life if the branch was an inch longer or the bumper gives an extra inch and my brains would've been scrambled
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Risky_Bizniss t1_j9zqqtk wrote
Reply to comment by Swimming_Marsupial in Women have more bones within their bodies than men when they are pregnant by WTFI5THIS
I'm not sure why this made me laugh so hard I cried, but it did. Take my upvote.
QualityKoalaTeacher OP t1_j9zqgsf wrote
Reply to comment by TarantinoFan23 in The unregulated, unmoderated, unprecedented release of true artificial intelligence into our society will be the most unpredictable event of our lifetime by QualityKoalaTeacher
You’re probably right but if anyone could figure it out it would likely be AI itself
Hunky-Munkey t1_j9zppsg wrote
Reply to In literature, shows, or stories, if they tell you the plan, it's not going to work. If they don't tell you the plan, it's definitely going to work. by notjadedyet
This is a trope that is so over used and no matter how hard some may try to flip it on it's head they end up proving it again unintentionally
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BlakkMaggik t1_j9zosok wrote
Reply to comment by AnotherSteveFromNZ in Planets we see in the night sky are actually reflected sunlight by OpenPlex
Yep, it's true. All sauces, applesauce, ketchup, gravy, etc are seen as reflected light. They don't emit any light themselves.
Showerthoughts_Mod t1_j9zohm1 wrote
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Showerthoughts_Mod t1_j9zoglm wrote
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pewpewpewouch t1_j9zo09v wrote
Reply to Pornos are the one type of movie where the more you like the start the less likely you are to finish it by Mashworth13
Its also one of the types of movie were the more story it has, the more likely you will stop watching and look for something else.
Shoe_mocker t1_j9znqiu wrote
Reply to comment by Ben_Thar in Dad jokes are from dads, Mom jokes are about mothers by PrestigiousWaffles
I didn’t even know sea was sick
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Reply to comment by LastofUs1296 in Almost all pictures of food show food that no longer exists. by LastofUs1296
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Expensive_Equal6747 t1_j9zniyg wrote
I do too. I had an open compound fracture of my right leg (bone exits through the skin) and it severed a main artery and vein. I was left bleeding on the ground for 20 mins. Luckily I had jeans on that compressed the wound until EMS arrived
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ReallyGene t1_j9zmmwe wrote
Reply to We’ve successfully moved from having a milk man deliver milk to your house to no milk man delivering milk to your house to milk or anything else being delivered to your house. by stupidcasey
When I was little, we had a garbage pail set in the ground with a cast iron lid. The garbage man would come and empty the pail at least weekly.
LastofUs1296 OP t1_j9zmayf wrote
Reply to comment by I_Bang_Grannies in Almost all pictures of food show food that no longer exists. by LastofUs1296
True, but it's no longer food
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dandantheshippingman t1_j9ztbwb wrote
Reply to No diet can be exclusively organic, since water is an inorganic molecule. by Durokon
Unless you use certified organic water, available now for the low price of $5 a gallon