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malkebulan t1_j9zyn5e wrote
Reply to comment by Colon in Women have more bones within their bodies than men when they are pregnant by WTFI5THIS
Then how did they get pregnant?
BubbleThrive OP t1_j9zyj40 wrote
Reply to comment by scottevil110 in On a clock, the second hand is actually the third hand by BubbleThrive
Interesting! Why wouldn’t minutes then be firsts?
Jaomi t1_j9zyj06 wrote
I thought I did know the time I came closest to dying, but after reading the comments and thinking “something like that happened to me too!” just a bunch of times, I’m not sure any more.
Anyway, the story I first thought of was when I was driving along a motorway a few years ago. I was about to overtake a truck carrying a load of trash when I was distracted by something falling off the back of said truck. It was just some printer paper that had blown loose. Good thing it did, because the next thing that fell off was an goddamn office chair, and it would have crashed right through my windscreen if I had started overtaking.
formerlyanonymous_ t1_j9zyd9c wrote
There's plenty of epoxy resin covered Big Macs and similar one could theoretically eat. Some are decades old.
scottevil110 t1_j9zyc9o wrote
They're called seconds because they are the second division of an hour.
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Agile_Coyote_6483 t1_j9zx2yr wrote
Thats like saying each atom is individually inorganic and so that means everything is. Thats just not how it works...
Croxsy t1_j9zwxdj wrote
Reply to comment by Feisty_Radio_6825 in Making 200k when you make 100k is easier than making 100k when you make 50k. by hearsdemons
The logic is that not only are a lot of people bad with investing but also the fact that the more money you have, the more the chances of you getting ripped off due to bad investment, advice or simply getting stolen.
nico87ca t1_j9zwu5g wrote
There's a possibility I've created a machine to see the future, but my contract stipulated I had to wipe my memory for the patent.
But knowing how terrible this machine was, i added a failsafe in the PCB that would make it fail. I also left myself a bunch of clues to figure it out.
Feisty_Radio_6825 t1_j9zwfj7 wrote
Reply to Making 200k when you make 100k is easier than making 100k when you make 50k. by hearsdemons
If this were true wouldn’t there be more earners in the $200k group than the $100k group?
I’m not sure where the logic is on this.
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Reply to Making 200k when you make 100k is easier than making 100k when you make 50k. by hearsdemons
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MutteringV t1_j9zw7h5 wrote
Reply to comment by BlakkMaggik in Planets we see in the night sky are actually reflected sunlight by OpenPlex
black-body radiation
DanteiK- t1_j9zvzj0 wrote
Reply to Pornos are the one type of movie where the more you like the start the less likely you are to finish it by Mashworth13
So that explains why the beginning is so boring and it gets better near the end
Sycseven0 t1_j9zvi13 wrote
Reply to Making 200k when you make 100k is easier than making 100k when you make 50k. by hearsdemons
In other words you have to have money to spend money to make money.
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jusbrowsinaroundlmao t1_j9zuygr wrote
I would say that pregnant women have more brains than men, but that’s already true for women who aren’t pregnant so
jusbrowsinaroundlmao t1_j9zunr4 wrote
Reply to comment by Swimming_Marsupial in Women have more bones within their bodies than men when they are pregnant by WTFI5THIS
Deadass a 25 year old man I met on a dating app was CONVINCED that dicks had bones, I had to show him a google search of a skeleton to prove him wrong then he blocked me lmao
Dodged a bullet
Hunky-Munkey t1_j9zuln6 wrote
Reply to comment by Karlor_Gaylord_Cries in In literature, shows, or stories, if they tell you the plan, it's not going to work. If they don't tell you the plan, it's definitely going to work. by notjadedyet
Like it enough to say it twice?
LayersOfMe t1_j9zuj36 wrote
Reply to comment by Grotto-man in Women have more bones within their bodies than men when they are pregnant by WTFI5THIS
Its just an alegory to say God create the woman for men and a missing part of him is in the woman so they should stay together to become a whole again.
eury13 t1_j9zu906 wrote
Reply to Pornos are the one type of movie where the more you like the start the less likely you are to finish it by Mashworth13
Also the only type of movie where you often finish before reaching the end.
Hunky-Munkey t1_j9zttrv wrote
Reply to comment by Karlor_Gaylord_Cries in In literature, shows, or stories, if they tell you the plan, it's not going to work. If they don't tell you the plan, it's definitely going to work. by notjadedyet
¯_(ツ)_/¯ is there a synonym you prefer
Karlor_Gaylord_Cries t1_j9ztdd0 wrote
Reply to comment by Hunky-Munkey in In literature, shows, or stories, if they tell you the plan, it's not going to work. If they don't tell you the plan, it's definitely going to work. by notjadedyet
I fucking hate the word trope
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Karlor_Gaylord_Cries t1_j9ztcai wrote
Reply to comment by Hunky-Munkey in In literature, shows, or stories, if they tell you the plan, it's not going to work. If they don't tell you the plan, it's definitely going to work. by notjadedyet
I fucking hate the word trope
mrmayhemsname t1_j9zyn6v wrote
Reply to Humans have assigned specific scents to specific genders. (ex. colognes & perfumes) by terminatora777
If someone smells like food, is that masculine or feminine? Because women belong in the kitchen, but men are the chefs.