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[deleted] OP t1_ja0maal wrote
Reply to Someday you’ll eat your last meal and won’t even know it (unless your in prison) by [deleted]
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StayOnYourMedsCrazy t1_ja0m9zq wrote
Reply to comment by Ben_Thar in Dad jokes are from dads, Mom jokes are about mothers by PrestigiousWaffles
Yo Mama gets slammed more than a screen door in a windstorm.
wakingup_withwolves t1_ja0ls73 wrote
Reply to In literature, shows, or stories, if they tell you the plan, it's not going to work. If they don't tell you the plan, it's definitely going to work. by notjadedyet
if they promise to do something “next time” or “another time”, they’re gonna die.
whocaresfuckthisshit t1_ja0lpxa wrote
Reply to Someday you’ll eat your last meal and won’t even know it (unless your in prison) by [deleted]
I had a similar thought to this that was like, “At some point you’ll only have five minutes left to live but you won’t know it.”
chavez_ding2001 t1_ja0lit1 wrote
Reply to comment by MicrosoftContin in Someday you’ll eat your last meal and won’t even know it (unless your in prison) by [deleted]
Your being too kind.
lightknight7777 t1_ja0l3pw wrote
Reply to comment by haytmonger in Pornos are the one type of movie where the more you like the start the less likely you are to finish it by Mashworth13
As far as I know, that's the only one anyone finishes.
MicrosoftContin t1_ja0l36z wrote
Reply to comment by chavez_ding2001 in Someday you’ll eat your last meal and won’t even know it (unless your in prison) by [deleted]
Your winner!
haytmonger t1_ja0kmn2 wrote
Reply to comment by lightknight7777 in Pornos are the one type of movie where the more you like the start the less likely you are to finish it by Mashworth13
I've only finished one... PIRATES, really fun cgi
Dangumit t1_ja0klt1 wrote
I know mine. Almost got in a ~100 mph head on collision in a street race (in "mexico"). Dumbest thing I have ever done. I drive slow, an don't race now.
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Xijannemb t1_ja0kkb6 wrote
Reply to The only thing binary is the mathematical concept of one and zero, the rest is a spectrum. by pikknz
A better way to say this would be things are either true, false, and/or continuously variable
MrTopatoHead t1_ja0kixt wrote
Well, if we’re going to be that technical, water isn’t part of our “diet” since it’s not “food”; it’s not broken down chemically and we don’t derive energy from it.
Simmons54321 t1_ja0kesi wrote
Reply to Pornos are the one type of movie where the more you like the start the less likely you are to finish it by Mashworth13
OP hasn’t watched nearly enough retro Italian porn! They make you work for the nut
Youpunyhumans t1_ja0jqmf wrote
One day while driving over the mountains, I was in the right lane on a double lane highway with a big ditch seperating the oncoming traffic.
Was coming up the crest of a hill, and just as I got over the top, some idiot going the wrong way passed by me in the left lane. It happened so quick I didnt really register what happened until they already passed me, had I been in the left lane, I never would have had the time to react and that would have been a head on collision at 120kph. I doubt I would have survived that.
xiaolongbaochikkawow t1_ja0jkaw wrote
Reply to comment by _gay_gremlin_ in Someday you’ll eat your last meal and won’t even know it (unless your in prison) by [deleted]
Wow
chavez_ding2001 t1_ja0jblg wrote
Reply to comment by _gay_gremlin_ in Someday you’ll eat your last meal and won’t even know it (unless your in prison) by [deleted]
Your wrong.
Oregon687 t1_ja0jb48 wrote
Reply to comment by CrimsonWolfSage in Dumbledore was terrible at hiring teachers. by Pard01
Best he could do because the pay sucks and they get shit on by the Ministry of Magic constantly.
BubbleThrive OP t1_ja0ivme wrote
Reply to comment by frankstuckinapark in On a clock, the second hand is actually the third hand by BubbleThrive
Hilarious!!!!
rarenick t1_ja0iv3w wrote
Reply to Someday you’ll eat your last meal and won’t even know it (unless your in prison) by [deleted]
Someday you'll do something for the last time and won't even know it (unless you're given a warning beforehand)
HawkeyeByMarriage t1_ja0iuvt wrote
Reply to comment by _gay_gremlin_ in Someday you’ll eat your last meal and won’t even know it (unless your in prison) by [deleted]
Time for you to enroll in an English class to refresh your skills. You're welcome.
BubbleThrive OP t1_ja0it42 wrote
Reply to comment by ThinkShower in On a clock, the second hand is actually the third hand by BubbleThrive
applause
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chizzipsandsizalsa t1_ja0ilve wrote
I had been sober for 5 months and relapsed and shot heroin again, I thought I could handle the same dose that I used to. Fortunately I was in a van with some old friends and I overdosed and they gave me narcan 3 times and I came to in a hospital room. Been sober ever since.
StayOnYourMedsCrazy t1_ja0mcli wrote
Reply to comment by OneFingerIn in Dad jokes are from dads, Mom jokes are about mothers by PrestigiousWaffles
Yo Mama so fat when she sits around the house she really sits around the house.