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Morgell t1_ja0p7lb wrote

Reply to Most people don’t know the closest they have been to dying by Mr_Pocket_

Oh I know exactly when I was closest: my appendix burst at 14 and pus was leaking when they opened me up. They had no clue it had burst because it was reversed and the pus had mostly been contained by its positioning. If they'd waited much longer I might have died.

I have really good pain tolerance too so I wasn't in much pain nor puking or whatnot for the half day they kept me in the ER running tests and all. It literally just felt like mild period cramps or being unable to pass gas... after I'd just finished having my period a few days before.

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furiousfran t1_ja0o1ov wrote

Reply to Most people don’t know the closest they have been to dying by Mr_Pocket_

Asswipe nearly sandwiched me at 80 mph because the guy in the passing lane wasn't speeding fast enough for his liking and he just couldn't possibly wait the 3 seconds for me (center) to pass the guy in the right lane and get over. I braked as hard as my car could and remember seeing a car's side door in front of me at one point but I didn't spin out or hit anything at least.

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formidable-opponent t1_ja0ngk4 wrote

Reply to Pornos are the one type of movie where the more you like the start the less likely you are to finish it by Mashworth13

Used to work at a video rental store that had an "adult" section back in the good old "be kind rewind" days. I was glad when they rented DVDs because these dudes would return like... Ten VHS tapes and all of them had to be rewound because they were always stopped not even a third of the way through the movie.

I always used to think... Why not just rent one or two and start it back up the next time you want to watch some porn?

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