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no_lemom_no_melon t1_ja13nbq wrote
Reply to comment by StayOnYourMedsCrazy in Dad jokes are from dads, Mom jokes are about mothers by PrestigiousWaffles
Yo mama so fat, when she wears high heels she strikes oil
Volcan_R t1_ja13kjs wrote
Reply to comment by Chevytech2017 in People who pay cash for vehicles miss out on the satisfaction in making the last loan payment by [deleted]
Or on not paying more money than the car is worth.
Chevytech2017 t1_ja138yo wrote
Reply to People who pay cash for vehicles miss out on the satisfaction in making the last loan payment by [deleted]
Flip side of that, people who make payments on cars miss out on the satisfaction of never having a car payment
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NoMan999 t1_ja12zca wrote
Reply to comment by lightknight7777 in Pornos are the one type of movie where the more you like the start the less likely you are to finish it by Mashworth13
I heard the writing of the Clerks porn parody is worth skipping the porn scenes.
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Reply to Mrs. Incredible chooses her figure. by Legendary_Larry
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Showerthoughts_Mod t1_ja129rk wrote
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Reply to People who pay cash for vehicles miss out on the satisfaction in making the last loan payment by [deleted]
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Showerthoughts_Mod t1_ja11vhr wrote
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vshawk2 t1_ja11i10 wrote
Reply to comment by BubbleThrive in On a clock, the second hand is actually the third hand by BubbleThrive
Maybe when the minute division came along (and was widely used and accepted), they hadn't started using the "seconds" division yet.
So, no seconds ... no firsts.
wildfire393 t1_ja11b8a wrote
Reply to In literature, shows, or stories, if they tell you the plan, it's not going to work. If they don't tell you the plan, it's definitely going to work. by notjadedyet
It doesn't make sense to explain an entire plan and then execute it exactly the way it was explained. That's just poor storytelling. There's a lot of redundancy and no real tension.
If the plan is going to fail, it makes sense to spell it out beforehand, as you can then see more clearly where the breakdown of the plan happens and what goes wrong, without having to take you out of the action to elaborate.
If the plan is going to succeed, the tension comes from trying to figure out how they're going to beat the impossible odds. If everything goes according to plan as they laid it out, that tension is lost. So either you'll get the dialogue of explaining the plan playing over it actually happening, to preserve some mystery, or there will be a surprise reveal that goes counter what it seemed like the plan was supposed to be.
These are obviously tropes, but they're tropes for a reason.
Riegler77 t1_ja10xkg wrote
Reply to comment by MagicMark0511 in One of your arms is dumber than the other by [deleted]
yes
AmadeusParasythe t1_ja10l9u wrote
Reply to comment by Pattywacks in Pornos are the one type of movie where the more you like the start the less likely you are to finish it by Mashworth13
Imagine doing one of tjose scenes and actually getting stuck after
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TossAwayGay92 t1_ja0z7h8 wrote
No, they're just the ultimate means of transportation. The Enola Gay isn't regarded as the reason Hiroshima and Nagasaki were blown up, but rather the means of transportation for the tragedy.
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Clewyaa t1_ja0yn23 wrote
Yo mama so fat she sent me a pic last year and it's still printing Yo mama so fat her meat is Wagyu Yo mama so fat you could play golf on her belly Yo mama se fat when she walks in front of the tv you miss the whole season Yo mama so lazy it took her 9 month to finish a joke Yo mama so fat her two but cheeks are in different time zones Yo mama so fat she sweats melted butter
feignapathy t1_ja0yk46 wrote
Reply to comment by haytmonger in Pornos are the one type of movie where the more you like the start the less likely you are to finish it by Mashworth13
I've watched Dangerous Tides from start to finish. Think it's the only one. Peak Jenna Jameson.
mattfloyd t1_ja0y6k9 wrote
Reply to comment by EmmaDaBomb in Pornos are the one type of movie where the more you like the start the less likely you are to finish it by Mashworth13
Yeah I don't really trust your opinion on this subject
jabuegresaw t1_ja0y3pp wrote
Reply to comment by NerdFesteiro in Pornos are the one type of movie where the more you like the start the less likely you are to finish it by Mashworth13
Não, gracinha, falei com a puta que te pariu
Seovania t1_ja0xxc0 wrote
"Mom jokes are about mothers"
WOW OMG WHO KNEW ???????
Time to unsub...
zekeweasel t1_ja0xuep wrote
Reply to comment by formidable-opponent in Pornos are the one type of movie where the more you like the start the less likely you are to finish it by Mashworth13
Probably fast-forwarding to their favorite actress' scenes if I had to guess.
[deleted] OP t1_ja0xqb1 wrote
Reply to One of your arms is dumber than the other by [deleted]
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RascalRibs t1_ja13quu wrote
Reply to comment by Chevytech2017 in People who pay cash for vehicles miss out on the satisfaction in making the last loan payment by [deleted]
I'm fine having a low interest car payment though.