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Reply to Mrs. Incredible chooses her figure. by Legendary_Larry
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generalbaguette t1_ja16mn0 wrote
Reply to comment by EmmaDaBomb in Pornos are the one type of movie where the more you like the start the less likely you are to finish it by Mashworth13
>But I don't find the naked body attractive anyway so it's whatever.
They also make flicks where everyone wears leather.
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Reply to comment by TossAwayGay92 in The ultimate biological weapon is stupid people by thefakegateoo
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[deleted] t1_ja16bye wrote
Reply to Mrs. Incredible chooses her figure. by Legendary_Larry
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Helix_dude t1_ja163tn wrote
Reply to comment by Ok-Acanthisitta-6997 in It's impossible to have more descendants than your ancestors. by Ok-Acanthisitta-6997
Dammit
FranKing0807 t1_ja15y56 wrote
Reply to comment by ReallyDumbRedditor in The ultimate biological weapon is stupid people by thefakegateoo
My ultimate guide to Utopia summarized by a comedian as a joke:
"If we started overpaying teachers and underpaying politicians, we'd have more smart people, and less stupid laws."
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tropicalturtletwist t1_ja15no1 wrote
Mom jokes and yo momma jokes are absolutely not the same thing, friend.
theWildBore t1_ja159me wrote
Reply to comment by shottylaw in The ultimate biological weapon is stupid people by thefakegateoo
Didiaper oxide is lethal
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Mister_Glass_ t1_ja153cf wrote
Reply to In literature, shows, or stories, if they tell you the plan, it's not going to work. If they don't tell you the plan, it's definitely going to work. by notjadedyet
True Lies where Arnold got the truth serum, told them all his plan and it worked perfectly
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Reply to Mrs. Incredible chooses her figure. by Legendary_Larry
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thedarkracer t1_ja150zk wrote
Agree and it is not confined to diseases only. They never listen to reason and just argue endlessly whilst putting others in danger. Take someone on the road for example. They would cross signs and ignore traffic lights saying it is just government controlling them and they are meant to be free. And then they cause accidents.
keetae t1_ja14yx1 wrote
Reply to comment by Demidog_Official in Women have more bones within their bodies than men when they are pregnant by WTFI5THIS
Why you guys are commenting this? At least use some science.
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Ok-Acanthisitta-6997 OP t1_ja14vx3 wrote
Reply to comment by Helix_dude in It's impossible to have more descendants than your ancestors. by Ok-Acanthisitta-6997
But all of your descendants would also be theirs
ScarTheGoth t1_ja14vrv wrote
Reply to comment by shottylaw in The ultimate biological weapon is stupid people by thefakegateoo
Can confirm. My cousin worked in one and got Covid twice.
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Reply to Mrs. Incredible chooses her figure. by Legendary_Larry
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Helix_dude t1_ja14i1j wrote
It is possible you just have to fuck every opposite gender person earth multiple times
Leather-Scheme-7925 t1_ja14di8 wrote
Reply to People who pay cash for vehicles miss out on the satisfaction in making the last loan payment by [deleted]
They just pay one single payment and it’s over with. That’s satisfying, unlike your thought.
shottylaw t1_ja145xz wrote
I'm pretty sure the ultimate biological weapon is the air in daycare facilities
ShyMagpie t1_ja142ee wrote
Reply to comment by Chevytech2017 in People who pay cash for vehicles miss out on the satisfaction in making the last loan payment by [deleted]
Or getting a title without a lein on it.
FranKing0807 t1_ja16tu0 wrote
Reply to comment by shottylaw in The ultimate biological weapon is stupid people by thefakegateoo
>the air in daycare facilities
Have you been to a daycare, like ever? What the f🦆k kind of health inspector just allows the daycare to constantly smell like someone just opened 20 diapers on a summer day at the dump? Are your kids and/or you ok, u/shottylaw?