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StayOnYourMedsCrazy t1_ja1vavo wrote
Reply to comment by Adadum in Dad jokes are from dads, Mom jokes are about mothers by PrestigiousWaffles
Yo Mama so fat her blood type is marinara.
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duskull007 t1_ja1v2xd wrote
Or just average people. Too dumb to realize they're being manipulated, but just smart enough to think they're coming up with these "clever" ideas on their own
Tucker_the_Nerd OP t1_ja1uvnw wrote
Reply to comment by Useless_Advice_Guy in Unsolved Mysteries is Redundant by Tucker_the_Nerd
Although it was once a mystery, once it is solved, how is it still a mystery?
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-OmarLittle- t1_ja1ui31 wrote
Reply to comment by violentmilkshake72 in The ultimate biological weapon is stupid people by thefakegateoo
with a death wish all the time - yet can still remain adorable. It's so conflicting.
Fit-Performer-996 t1_ja1uh7q wrote
Reply to comment by ReasonPuzzleheaded27 in Most people don’t know the closest they have been to dying by Mr_Pocket_
since it was a divided freeway and you couldn't just drift to the wrong side, its very unlikely you would've died
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TheGrumpyre t1_ja1u5y7 wrote
Reply to comment by foxxytroxxy in In literature, shows, or stories, if they tell you the plan, it's not going to work. If they don't tell you the plan, it's definitely going to work. by notjadedyet
I can't think of any, but I'm curious to see one now. Just some extremely skilled people pulling off the heist exactly as planned with no big twist surprises. There's something satisfying about watching people in their element being super competent at what they do.
rufio824 t1_ja1tzrk wrote
Reply to comment by tnovak55 in Women have more bones within their bodies than men when they are pregnant by WTFI5THIS
Yes, you are correct. How could I be so foolish. Couldn't have been a joke or anything
tnovak55 t1_ja1tvjm wrote
Reply to comment by rufio824 in Women have more bones within their bodies than men when they are pregnant by WTFI5THIS
Bruh there are no bones in penis, that's just straight muscle.
mundqnity t1_ja1tpdt wrote
This is great material for a stand up joke of some sorts. Kinda like this:
hey. You see that lone leg walking around?
Punchline: It seemed kinda detached
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Reply to comment by theWildBore in The ultimate biological weapon is stupid people by thefakegateoo
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wherethebicenroam t1_ja1tbll wrote
Ever smoked an arm for 6 hours on low though? Falls right off the bone.
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Pacman_Frog t1_ja1salw wrote
"You can never completely idiot-proof something. Because God makes the idiots, and he's a better Engineer than you."
LOZLover90 t1_ja1salm wrote
Reply to comment by WuTang360Bees in The ultimate biological weapon is stupid people by thefakegateoo
Go google "fuckwit", you were one of the top results.
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sbringel74 t1_ja1rzbh wrote
I think its greedy people. But theyre still stupid, so your point stands valid.
Chewbacca0510 t1_ja1vxeh wrote
Reply to The ultimate biological weapon is stupid people by thefakegateoo
I’m legit waiting for world war 3 to be fought over whether we should vaccinate or not, are there other genders, is Karen as bad as the n word and so many other stupid things like that 😂