Well they don’t put “Do not immerse in water” on new toasters and hair dryers for nothing.

You’re thinking of diaper dioxide actually: DiaperO_2

Yo mama so fat, I had to use calculus integration to measure how much space her fat rolls take up

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Who do you think spreads disease?

In the context of a story told to you for entertainment purposes...yeah, it's still a mystery. (Just like a Romance novel is still a romance novel even if a lover dies at the end. ) We're talking about the context of stories and genre.

Was born here against my will mate, I’ll be getting out of here at the first opportunity.

Which part did they think was new?

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Of you haven’t seen this them check out this movie imdb

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Have you ever sent a photo of disembodied leg to a person you were fucking?

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Almost? My my 20+yo nieces don't know about the Tulsa massacre and CRT, they went to protest during the floyd murder, they thought that was something new.

Shit bro, last year August. We send the 1 yo to daycare 5yo to kinder, 10yo to 4th. We had:

Stomach flu. 2 times

Flu. 1 time

A covid virus ( not 19)

Cold 2 times

We mask at home when someone is sick. This week is the only one we haven't been sick, one gets sick 3 days later the next one... just keep going

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What do you mean easily manipulated people can do your bidding?

This mechanic has been abused for as long as humans banded into larger groups

Meanwhile school shootings are not stopped. Sorry teachers, you are fucked

As a Hong Konger, whom have been reminded over and over again is Chinese by CCP, cannot use tic-toc since it is banned.

Come to think of it, CCP some times do good work to their people

what car were you in?

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My neighbors are Chinese, and their TikToks are all livestreams of people selling make-up and other garbage

Honestly, as a professional… it gives me hope. I’m a little late on the field, and I thought Id be competing more.

Nope, kids are almost proud to be dumb as rocks.