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Relaxpert t1_ja37ta5 wrote
Reply to Guys who can be beat up by more than 50% of the Earth's population shouldn't be calling themselves Alpha Males by [deleted]
Especially when they’re getting laughed at by north of 90% of folks.
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Notabot1305 t1_ja37h2g wrote
Reply to Guys who can be beat up by more than 50% of the Earth's population shouldn't be calling themselves Alpha Males by [deleted]
Alpha just means that they are the first release, often upgraded and made better with future releases, so most alpha males fit perfectly, they are flawed in many significant ways.
weirdgroovynerd t1_ja37e08 wrote
Reply to Cats spend the majority of their lives in their dreams rather than in real life due to them sleeping ~16 hours a day by raize308
Now I wonder if they're wandering through 8 other dimensions while they slumber, hence the theory that cats have 9 lives.
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Tucker_the_Nerd OP t1_ja3786n wrote
Reply to Unsolved Mysteries is Redundant by Tucker_the_Nerd
A mystery is defined as something that is unexplained. Once it is explained, it no longer meets the definition of mystery.
Hunky-Munkey t1_ja36uxg wrote
Reply to comment by zamfire in In literature, shows, or stories, if they tell you the plan, it's not going to work. If they don't tell you the plan, it's definitely going to work. by notjadedyet
WATCH OUT! he's armed.
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Reply to All the drinking glasses in the world are technically always full and have never been anything less than full. by Few-Opportunity-5196
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Moose4310 t1_ja366yi wrote
Reply to Guys who can be beat up by more than 50% of the Earth's population shouldn't be calling themselves Alpha Males by [deleted]
If someone can take on half the population then I think they deserve being alpha male at that point
Icy_Ebb_4530 t1_ja35oq5 wrote
Reply to comment by JIN_DIANA_PWNS in Sign language interpreters is one of the few jobs deaf people can't do by stonercd
Are yo deaf ? I just want to know
dr4gonr1der t1_ja35o5o wrote
Reply to Guys who can be beat up by more than 50% of the Earth's population shouldn't be calling themselves Alpha Males by [deleted]
Alfha makes don’t exist anyway, so I don’t really care
RiC_David t1_ja34yqc wrote
Reply to comment by LittleJackTheSparrow in Most people don’t know the closest they have been to dying by Mr_Pocket_
And the ones who aren't strangled to death will be men some day.
RiC_David t1_ja34n23 wrote
As interesting as people's stories are to read, they're all missing the point that they still don't know if that's the closest they've come or not.
You could have been moments away from all manner of freak accidents or murderous acts. You wouldn't know, and so you'd assume the closest you came was the time you're telling us about.
19YoJimbo93 t1_ja34lzx wrote
Reply to Guys who can be beat up by more than 50% of the Earth's population shouldn't be calling themselves Alpha Males by [deleted]
If it takes > 50% of the earth’s population to beat them up, I’d say they’re the most alpha of males.
aayushkkc t1_ja34kkz wrote
Reply to Guys who can be beat up by more than 50% of the Earth's population shouldn't be calling themselves Alpha Males by [deleted]
They can be Alpha as long as they’re not beaten.
It’s only denial if you’re wrong. And they’ve not been wrong yet, so what’s your problem? 😂
Showerthoughts_Mod t1_ja340iy wrote
Reply to Guys who can be beat up by more than 50% of the Earth's population shouldn't be calling themselves Alpha Males by [deleted]
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hoginlly t1_ja31ty4 wrote
Reply to comment by Saelaird in It's impossible to have more descendants than your ancestors. by Ok-Acanthisitta-6997
Some people think about basic math in the shower
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Critical_Complaint21 t1_ja37vgw wrote
Reply to All the drinking glasses in the world are technically always full and have never been anything less than full. by Few-Opportunity-5196
How? You mean they've never been absolutely full? Like when I drink even just a sip from it it's already not full