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UnedibleHulk t1_ja3eitp wrote
Reply to For birds all sex is anal sex. by Whats-Upvote
For clarity, when a bird shits on your jacket, just because it's white does NOT mean it's creampieing while flying...
Perfect-Season6116 t1_ja3eds2 wrote
Reply to comment by Dumguy1214 in There is no feeling more bittersweet for an athlete than to be cut by a team that immediately goes on to win a championship by Looney_forner
In the United States, an American football player named Tyreek Hill voluntarily left the Kansas City Chiefs for the Miami Dolphins for more money this season. The Chiefs went on to win the Superbowl this year.
Similar story.
DoobleTap t1_ja3e8lt wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in For birds all sex is anal sex. by Whats-Upvote
Emm it's a cloaca joke?
dexter8484 t1_ja3e3x1 wrote
Reply to comment by ryancementhead in There is no feeling more bittersweet for an athlete than to be cut by a team that immediately goes on to win a championship by Looney_forner
Same with the browns and Ravens
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254LEX t1_ja3dglz wrote
Reply to All the drinking glasses in the world are technically always full and have never been anything less than full. by Few-Opportunity-5196
full
/fo͝ol/
adjective
- containing or holding as much or as many as possible; having no empty space.
A glass holding air could contain more if the air were pressurized, therefore it is not full.
RealMudflapper t1_ja3dg6g wrote
Reply to comment by Singer-Such in All the drinking glasses in the world are technically always full and have never been anything less than full. by Few-Opportunity-5196
Underrated comment
zoqfotpik t1_ja3d736 wrote
Reply to Guys who can be beat up by more than 50% of the Earth's population shouldn't be calling themselves Alpha Males by [deleted]
Guys who can be beat up by a Silverback gorilla shouldn't call themselves alpha males.
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thethePete t1_ja3cx0o wrote
Reply to There is no feeling more bittersweet for an athlete than to be cut by a team that immediately goes on to win a championship by Looney_forner
You keep using that word; I don't think it means what you think it means.
Singer-Such t1_ja3ct8i wrote
Reply to All the drinking glasses in the world are technically always full and have never been anything less than full. by Few-Opportunity-5196
I bet you there's at least one drinking glass inside a vacuum chamber out there. If anyone reads this who has a vacuum chamber then you should put a drinking glass in it just to prove OP wrong.
...Unless you want to claim that 3d space is a substance. Which I'm not qualified to argue about
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Reply to comment by [deleted] in For birds all sex is anal sex. by Whats-Upvote
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johnnyblaze1999 t1_ja3couy wrote
Same way goes around. You have more ancestors than your ancestors
Voideded t1_ja3clxl wrote
Reply to Guys who can be beat up by more than 50% of the Earth's population shouldn't be calling themselves Alpha Males by [deleted]
NOBODY should be calling themselves Alpha male, it's such an annoying concept. Go see a therapist
Showerthoughts_Mod t1_ja3cjhp wrote
Reply to We are a walking advertisement because we always have something on us that represents another entity. by vapingpigeon94
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Agile_Coyote_6483 t1_ja3ciqb wrote
Reply to comment by hoginlly in It's impossible to have more descendants than your ancestors. by Ok-Acanthisitta-6997
Why are you acting like your comment was attacked, chill out. People are allowed to bring up related things when you make a comment
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ttbug15 t1_ja3c0kt wrote
Reply to We created the letter G to specifically deal with the hard 'g' sound, yet here we are calling it a 'jee'. by KeckyOK
J was the last letter to be added to the English alphabet. They called it “jee” before j was born to represent that sound
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hoginlly t1_ja3bho6 wrote
Reply to comment by Agile_Coyote_6483 in It's impossible to have more descendants than your ancestors. by Ok-Acanthisitta-6997
It was a joke. People really take a sub about random thoughts seriously…
arlondiluthel t1_ja3f4wd wrote
Reply to comment by normanbergier in Women have more bones within their bodies than men when they are pregnant by WTFI5THIS
It's called wordplay.